You jokes
You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
Two of the worst jokes ever.
People are like trees...
If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they'll fall over.
1+1 answer 2 said all the kids, but 1 kid said 5. Then I said your mom feels embarrassed because everyday you look into the mirror, you see how empty your brain is.
Teacher: Why did you throw paper airplanes at the twin sisters?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Memes
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
Whatâs the difference between a bank vault and you aunt's anus?
The owner of bank vaults donât force you to penetrate it.
Knock knock, who's there? God.
God who? NO, you idiot, there is no God. I am your father and you have locked me out of my own house!
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
You can hang the picture with one nail.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a lil' boogie in it ;)
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An âAstronutâ!
When you met her first before your parents met each other. (In the case of your mom dating her dad).
What do you do when you run out of lines on your book?
You look at the emo girl and say, "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some mairawanah.
Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "I know you wanna," but dumb-ass Jill forgot her pills, and now they have 12 kids.
Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: đ I know.
How do you start a fight in space?
"Comet me, bro."
Hello, if you don't know me (which you probably don't), my name is watersharky, or WS, or Shark.
I am a normal, weird kid/preteen, and that's it. If you want more info on me, I will gladly share! Shark out.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet?
"You look flushed."