"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Who."
"Who who?"
"Why are you who-ing like an owl?"
You Jokes
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? You're not dead.
What do you call an ex-lesbian?
A clitter quitter.
You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...
Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.
You're so fat, when you step on a scale it says, "To be continued."
If at first you don’t succeed... then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.
"Do you know the difference between wallpaper and toilet paper?" Replies, "No." "Gross!"
Do you know what the equivalent to hell is these days?
1. Listening to your teacher.
2. Not having your phone/game/TV.
3. Not having nicotine.
Q: What do you call a gang of emos?
A: Suicide Squad.
How is an emo kid’s wrist like Pink Floyd?
It’s all shitty until you reach the final cut.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh, you wanna die? I wanna die too!
What do you call a three humped camel?
Your friend lost his left arm, and after getting out of the hospital, you ask him if he’s OK. He says, "Yeah, I’m all RIGHT."
I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.
What do you call a crippled man? Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh!
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep driving.
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
How do you know someone is going to die?
He can't stop coughing. (coffin)
What do you call a dwarf skating on ice?
A midget spinner.
