You jokes
What do you call a dog in China?
E10
You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food!
A guy walks into a bar with a .44 magnum and yells: "Who the fuck fucked my wife?"
Everybody is silent for a second, then the bartender said: "Mate, you ain't got enough bullets!"
When you get suspended from school for giving the deaf kid AirPods for his birthday.
Little Johnny: Hey, Dad, are you finally back with the milk?
Dad: Yea, but it's expired, so I'm going back to the "milk store" and get more (and not come back for a couple more years). :)
Memes
Why do pirates say, "Argh my Hardees?"
Because that's how you tell when they have the hards.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
Twinkle, twinkle, thereβs a car Coming like a shooting star.
I will stand in the way. I will not be seen again. Are you happy I am dead? Now you made it to the end.
Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...
When you're having a normal day at school, but then...
"All the other kids with the pumped up kicks"
When you go to a baseball game and they say, "Heads up!" and you put your head up, and the ball hits you in the head.
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo into you?
What do you call California during a forest fire?
Completely normal.
Hey Gwen, listen, I know you're on this app, fake or not. I love you either way. Please find this faker and finish her off for what she's done, real Gwen.
*You're a real best Gwen*
Are you a plane? Because I wanna be in control of you for a few hours.
School Bully: How's your girlfriend? Oh wait, you don't have any!
Me: How's your parents? Oh wait, you don't have any! *Continues to burn down orphanage*
You call him the holy cross. I call it the rejected Smash character.
What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
Little William punched Little Johnny in the face. Then Little Johnny says, "If you do that again, I'm gonna turn your fucking nuts into coconut juice."