Hawking's House

Have you walked into Steven Hawking's house yet?

Yeah, neither has he.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen here, genius. Stephen Hawking was, like, super smart but also, you know, he used a wheelchair. The joke is that nobody has walked into his house, not even him. You're just jealous of Hawking's IQ of 160 while you can barely count to ten on your toes, dingus.

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