You jokes
What did the toilet say to the other toilet?
"You look flushed."
Your forehead is so big you could have put an H for Kobe to land on.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A RC-XD.
What's the best thing about an orphan GF?
You don't have to meet her parents.
You know Hitler loves you when he comes up to you on Valentine's Day and he says, "Will you be my Valenein?"
Memes
Me: Why am I an orphan?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: Ask your mom.
Have you ever heard of emo pizza?
It cuts itself!
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
I would roast you, but I'm not supposed to burn trash.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who are you? Are you an owl or something?
Mom, can I be a firefighter when I grow up?
Mom: Oh, you won't grow up, Caillou.
What do you call a guy with a long chin?
Chino-Chinese
What do you call an emo cancer kid?
Chemo.
I have more cum in one testicle than you have in your whole penis.
If you like this post, you will die!!!! Don’t do it 👿😅😎
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell 'em to clap until their parents come home.
What is the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme.
Are you a toaster, because I want to have a bath with you.