You jokes
Don’t you hate it when your teacher(s) say, “just focus, it’s that easy?”
And then you die inside.
What time is it when you get a chance to take a car and drive all over?
Time to get in trouble!
Hi, I love you. You know I do. What a good night of a good time and time to go, oooo!
What do you call male mermaids?
Mer-butlers!
What do you call a farting boxer?
Gaseous Clay.
What do you get when you cross a pedophile and an elementary school? Predator 3.
What did the right eye say to the left eye?
"Between you and me, something smells!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?
I heard you were looking for a stud. I have the STD, and all I need is U.
I was going to tell you a joke about a pencil, but now it is pointless.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.
What do you get when you mix a lemon and a cat?
A sourpuss.
What happens to a baby when you let it run loose? It can't cause it can't run yet.
You would think catholic churches would be in favor of condoms: less DNA evidence.
When you’re trying to attract a partner, it’s important to project the qualities you desire. Shit, have I had to suck a lot of cock lately!?
Wanna ride a reindeer for Christmas? *rubs my antlers on you*
You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
A couple and their friends were riding their tricycle, and one wheel fell off. They discussed what to do, and finally the friend said, "Why don't you just use me?" The boyfriend said, "Why did I not think of using the third wheel?"
Why don't you act like an amoeba and split?
Hello Miss Chandia, here. I want to tell you guys a joke.
What do jokes serve for dessert?