Alone in the Woods

A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, "Hey mister, it's getting really dark and I'm scared."

The man replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright listen up, smarty-pants. So, this dude takes a kid into the woods, right? Classic bad decision. The kid gets spooked 'cause it's dark (duh). But here's the kicker: the dude is ditching the kid. So he is gonna be walking back ALONE. Get it? You probably don't, because you are bad at understanding stuff.

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