You jokes
How do you make an apple turnover?
You push it down a hill.
When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.
So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" Photography Studio.
What do you get if you eat sugar?
High.
You were born on the highway. That's where most accidents happen.
When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?
I think that you're an accident!
You must have a good power supply, because you're easy to turn on!
Knock knock.
Who's there? Discord server.
Discord server who?
This server is dead, bye bitches, I got better things to do than watch you sit here and type like a sloth.
How do you find out about the accomplishments of the former president of the United States James Earl Carter?
Read the label on the jar of Skippy peanut butter.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop!
I ran into a dwarf, and he said, “Well, I’m not happy.”
Me: Then which one are you?
What do you call a stick with a string on the end of it?
A fishing pole.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping.
What do you do when you finish a magazine in the hospital?
Reload and keep firing!
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
You pull the pin and throw it back!
What do you call a nun on a bike?
Virgin Mobile.
How come you never see a broke midget?
Because he’s living in the broke man’s boots.
You are so skinny, you probably wipe your butt with floss.
What do you call someone with no arms and no legs?
A nugget.
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.