You jokes
What do you get if you eat sugar?
High.
When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.
So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" Photography Studio.
When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?
I think that you're an accident!
You can't lose Kahoot if you "kashoot" the class first.
Have you heard about the smart traveler? He's clearly going places.
My dog got mad at me for touching his toy. Do you know what he said?
"Get your paws off!" 💩💩💩
What do you call an Asian kid that is bad at math?
An orphan.
What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?
A galiminus.
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Baby!"
"Baby who?"
"Do you want to eat this baby that I have prepared?"
"No thanks, I already ate."
What do you do to 7 to make it even? Take off the "s".
I ran into a dwarf, and he said, “Well, I’m not happy.”
Me: Then which one are you?
What do you call a stick with a string on the end of it?
A fishing pole.
Don't flirt when there is Life Alert!
Edna: Hey there big boy!
Big boy: You need to stop doing this.
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
How do you get a baby out of a blender?
With Doritos!
Jace: Haha, I won, dude. You suck at Monopoly!
Timmy: Let's play another game. *GUNSHOT* I guess I won!
Jace: *SCREAMS IN PAIN*
Timmy: What? I thought we were playing Chutes and Ladders!
What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?
Panda-monium!
F*ck you.
My teacher asked what was the worst time you got paddled by your parents. My one friend said that he got in trouble and got whacked by a stick. I raised my hand and said that my dad whacked me with his dick.
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?