You jokes
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
You have a problem with jokes about dementia? That's funny, I don't remember asking.
A funny joke:
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Who. "Who who?" Ha, who who, you sound like an owl! "Fuck you!"
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!
So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.
You know when people say a joke about living?
That's because we are all living a joke.
When life gives you melons, You’re probably dyslexic.
What is the worst joke ever? It's you.
Yoo! I found a $100 bill, found a child who said they lost their $100 bill. Gave them $25.
When God gives you glory, you give it back.
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?
A pot-hole.
Me: Hey friend!
Friend: Yes?
Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, smelling, _, tasting, hearing.
Friend: Touch.
Me: What do you spawn on Minecraft always? (jk only 99.99%)
Friend: Grass.
Me: And you get?
Friend: Touch grass.
Friend: Why do you like Minecraft so much?
Me: Because I love miners!
I was going to tell a time traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.
Do you work at Subway? Because you turn my 6 inch into a footlong.
Going to church, you don't think you are Christian.
Sleeping with ten men, you don't think you are straight.
The only difference between you and Jesus is that Jesus believed in himself.
What's the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression f**ks you harder.
You could say Kobe's career went up in smoke.
How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Alone time.