You jokes
Papyrus: Sans, I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent?
Sans: What do you call them?
Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM, YOU LAZY BONES!
Why are you so white?
Because you have no lotion on.
How do you get a baby out of a blender?
With Doritos!
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
You can't lose Kahoot if you "kashoot" the class first.
How do you make a handkerchief dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
Braille is not that hard to learn, you just got to have a feel for it.
A man went to the doctor, and the doctor said, "What happened to you?"
The man replied and said, "I broke my arm in two places!"
Then the doctor replied with, "DON’T GO BACK TO THOSE TWO PLACES!!"
You should never leave a man hanging.
Unless they are still alive.
What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?
A galiminus.
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Baby!"
"Baby who?"
"Do you want to eat this baby that I have prepared?"
"No thanks, I already ate."
Don't flirt when there is Life Alert!
Edna: Hey there big boy!
Big boy: You need to stop doing this.
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
Yes, you are the one who can get it, and what time do I have?
F*ck you.
How do you make a hotdog stand? You take away its chair.
I once had a patient who wanted to change his species.
I'll tell you, he was unBEARable.
My teacher asked what was the worst time you got paddled by your parents. My one friend said that he got in trouble and got whacked by a stick. I raised my hand and said that my dad whacked me with his dick.
What do you do to 7 to make it even? Take off the "s".
What do you call an Asian kid that is bad at math?
An orphan.