You jokes
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids.
What do you call an emo with no breasts? A cutting board.
When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral, what song should you never play?
Alphaville - "Forever Young."
Memes
Did you hear about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
You are so scary that even your hairline ran away.
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
I heard you were looking for a stud. I have the STD, and all I need is U.
I was going to tell you a joke about a pencil, but now it is pointless.
You know when people say a joke about living?
That's because we are all living a joke.
When life gives you melons, You’re probably dyslexic.
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
A funny joke:
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Who. "Who who?" Ha, who who, you sound like an owl! "Fuck you!"
Yoo! I found a $100 bill, found a child who said they lost their $100 bill. Gave them $25.
When God gives you glory, you give it back.
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?
A pot-hole.
We all know yo homie bout to hop in a fight when:
1. He staring mighty hard at y'all.
2. When your friend know you gon get your ass beat.
3. When your friend say he not gon jump in (you know he lying).
You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food!