You jokes
Is it just me, or are you the prettiest person I've seen today?
What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest!
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
An orphanage is like a horse rescue: you rescue them, you rehabilitate them, and then you sell them to the highest bidder.
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme, but you can hear a hormone.
When my mom asks, "If your friend pays you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?" I say, "No, Mom... I'd do it for free!"
Prince, I love you very much! Happy anniversary! Love you! ❤️❤️😘
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well, it depends how hard you can throw.
"Freshfry, please leave me and prince alone! I never asked you to join our chat!"
I'm really bored and I don't know what's up with Prince. He isn't talking to me.
And Freshfry, why are you so mean now?
Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.
What do you give a pig when it has a rash?
Oinkment.
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.
I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.
If you try to fail and you succeed, which one did you do?
Do you have a sunburn, or are you just always this hot?
Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels.
It's quite ironic that people tell you "Happy Birthday," then they want to give you a spanking.
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...