You jokes
This is a Rickroll. The joke is that you thought you were going to get something else, but instead you got Rickrolled.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
What STD can you get from phone sex?
Hearing AIDS.
How many children can you fit in a box?
Maybe five if you have a trash compactor.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
If you ever get mad at a person that crumpled their leg, don't forget that they can hide, but they can't run.
What's the difference between a joke and three cocks? You can't take a joke.
How do you piss off a feminist? You rape her.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In this world of chaos, I find peace with you.
What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?
Panera bloodshed.
Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head.
The bible says to love your neighbors as you love yourself.
So I treat everyone like garbage.
A woman walks into a supermarket and sees a blind man swinging a dog around in the air. So, the woman walks up to him and asks, "What are you doing?" The man says, "Just having a look around."
What do you call a fat transgender midget?
Jigglypuff.
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
Are you a bullet?
*gets shot*
You know how on Snapchat "hmu" means hit me up? A school posted "smu." Nikolas Cruz responded.
What's the difference between babies and onions?
You don't cry cutting up babies.