You jokes
Q: Do you know why God created yeast infections?
A: So women will know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt, too.
What do you call an inexpensive circumcision? A rip-off.
NASA called me and they said they reached your hairline.
What do you call a Chinese assassin?
Chinese takeout.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days?
I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea, just put it in the freezer.
You also have to learn to say no. For example: “Would you like a piece of cake?” - “No, I would like two.”
What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?
Tequila Mockingbird.
Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb, you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...
Have you guys heard about the crazy shadow glitch in the game Sonic X? Just google "Sonic X Shadow."
Hey, I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly, single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive. Unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you, at least.
If you give a man a plane ticket, he will fly for a couple of hours, but if you push a man out of a plane, he will fly for the rest of his life :)
What do you white people use as pronouns?
Crack/her.
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?
They hate it when you hand it to them.
What do you call a fat chick with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
Why are you so white?
Because you have no lotion on.
Want to know how a joke becomes a dad joke? Just wait for it to leave you and never come back.
When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like, “Just open your mouth and close your eyes!”
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
What do you call an Asian that was born too early?
Wong Tai Ming.
What do you call a parent that is pregnant?
Buy one, get one free.