You jokes

Exercise?

I thought you said "extra fries!"

-A minion (you may now laugh).

A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."

Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."

What do you call people from Paris?

Parasites.

Alex Stokes says, "Kat, I've seen you eat many foods!"

What do you call a turkey when it is scared?

A chicken.

What do you call someone 400lbs with a beer? A heavy drinker.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I’d never play a country song backwards for you!

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My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden.

He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, "You have to dig a little."

What's the one upside to being an orphan?

You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well, it depends how hard you can throw.

I'm really bored and I don't know what's up with Prince. He isn't talking to me.

And Freshfry, why are you so mean now?

What do you give a pig when it has a rash?

Oinkment.

An orphanage is like a horse rescue. You rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.

I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.

I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.

On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"

The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."

The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"

The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."

What do you tell twins that are in love with each other?

Go fuck yourselves!

Ariana Grande was in the store, and when she put her groceries on the counter, she said, "Thank you, next!"

What did the banana say to the vibrator?

"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"

POV: 11:07 PM At night, reading these when you notice that, like everyone else, you have no life.