You jokes
What do you call it when you choose Panera Bread over something else?
Panera instead.
How do you stop an argument between two deaf people? Switch off the lights.
Teacher: How much is a gram?
Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need.
A piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.
"Oh, Bunsen, my flame," the sodium swooned. "I melt whenever I see you!"
The Bunsen burner replied, "Calm down. It's just a phase you're going through."
¡Hola, soy Dora!
Can you help me find the two fucks I'm supposed to give?!
What do you call a black goldfish? A gigger.
Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.
For instance, when you push them down the stairs.
How can you be fast and slow at the same time, getting a gold medal in the Special Olympics?
You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb!
Did you hear about the fire at Noelle's place?
Her sister is a real Dess-ember!
What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?
She charges you for extra sauce!
What did Bill Cosby say on the second date?
"Hi, nice to meet you."
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What do you do to a deaf girl after you’re done fucking her?
Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.
Did you hear about the guy who was arrested for stealing luggage? Unfortunately, he lost his case.
Don’t have a bike? You can mount me instead.
You must be ice cream because I wanna lick you up.
What do you white people use as pronouns?
Crack/her.
What do you call a fat chick with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days?
I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea, just put it in the freezer.