Hippity hoppity, you are no one's property.
You Jokes
Hey, can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives you two nights in a row.
A young boy walked up to his dad and asked, "Daddy, why are you banned from coming to elementary school?"
The dad calmly replies, "Because that's how I met your mother."
An orphanage is like a horse rescue: you rescue them, you rehabilitate them, and then you sell them to the highest bidder.
Are you a bullet? 'Cause you're stuck in my head.
When my mom asks, "If your friend pays you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?" I say, "No, Mom... I'd do it for free!"
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
Prince, I love you very much! Happy anniversary! Love you! ❤️❤️😘
If you try to fail and you succeed, which one did you do?
Hello Watersharky, I am Koge.
I see your songs and want to be your agent. Please write back about this offer. Thank you.
How do you call a cute door?
A-door-able.
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.
"Freshfry, please leave me and prince alone! I never asked you to join our chat!"
What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest!
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."
Dad: I'm giving all your toys to the orphan kid.
Kid: Why, Dad?
Dad: So you don't get bored.
What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.
You can't call yourself a baby boomer if you have never detonated an infant.
I was in an audition for the lead role of movie "Aquaman." The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie.
Shame on you Penaldo for destroying my dream!
