You jokes
¡Hola, soy Dora!
Can you help me find the two fucks I'm supposed to give?!
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.
If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.
If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.
What did Bill Cosby say on the second date?
"Hi, nice to meet you."
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
get this one guys
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
What do you do to a deaf girl after you’re done fucking her?
Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.
Did you hear about the guy who was arrested for stealing luggage? Unfortunately, he lost his case.
I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
You’re so fine that my zipper is falling for you.
Don’t have a bike? You can mount me instead.
My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:
roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to stupid people. You're much worse than that.
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.
Hey, I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly, single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive. Unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you, at least.
What do you white people use as pronouns?
Crack/her.
You must be ice cream because I wanna lick you up.
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
Are you a keyboard, because I wanna tap you all night long.
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.