You jokes

You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).

Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!

Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?

A: Tuba-glue.

Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"

The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"

BOINGZINGA!?!

Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.

Joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.

Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!

A donut and depression are the same. Both have nothing in the middle, and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for too long.

I told a blind kid, "See you later!"

You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.

Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?

Are you twinning today? Because The Rock would be shocked!

You were sad because your grandmother died.

The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I have a traitor friend, and that is YOU.

What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?

A wheel dealer.

I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.

What do you call a German that can't see? A Notsee.

I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant joke.

But it would just crash and burn.

When you see a kid yelling and you wanna leave :(((((((

A guy and his girl just finished making love.

Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks, "Have you thought about any baby names?"

The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says, "Well, probably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this!"

My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.