What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
Weedle Knievel.
You Jokes
What do you tell a stressed-out Pokémon?
“Kakuna Rattata!”
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a Golbat.
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Kid.""Kid who?""Kidnap you!"
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?
A Tyrannosaurus Tex.
Why are women like KFC? After you finish with the thigh and the breasts, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
Can [I] ask your sister how you are going for Christmas? And [to clarify,] I have internet.
Old woman: You are such a darling child. Please come and see me again next year.
A year later, as child walks up to the door of the old lady's house...
Old woman: Oh my! Goodness sakes, child! Have you grown, or have I shrank???
Child: Both.
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.
Were you born on the highway? 'Cause that's where most accidents happen.
You're at a funeral. Your mum says be quiet, so you snigger at the body and say, "Bye forever, bitch."
You get on an elevator and you find the Pope and Donald Trump cowering from two snarling wolves. In your hand you find a revolver with only two bullets in it... what do you do?
You shoot the Pope and the Donald each in a leg and exit the elevator at the next stop.
You're so ugly that when your mama had you, she tried to give you away, but there was nowhere to give you.
What do you get when you goblin with a shark?
You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?
The anesthesia takes time to put you under.
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.
My sister thinks she's sooooo smart. She said that the only food that makes you cry is onions, therefore I threw a coconut at her.
