You jokes
My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.
Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.
She lets him play anyway and I don't.
How do you know if an Asian is a failure?
Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
Like if you listen to Kidd G.
Comment if you listen to Polo G.
Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.
Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.
"Hi, this is Dave's orphanage—you make it, we take it."
If your uncle Jack needed help getting off of a horse, would you help your uncle Jack off a horse?
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator won’t fart when you pull the meat out.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.
How do you anger a democrat?
Don't tell him the truth.
Girl: I’m so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: What’s the ijk?
Boy: I’m just kidding.
Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!
What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.
What do you call a group of emos about to jump off a bridge? Suicide Squad.
Me: Hi Jacob!
Jacob: Hi.
Me: Your parents went to jail for littering when you were born!
Jacob: GOO GOO GAH GAH
If you jump off a building and yell "parkour," how can they tell that it was intentional? T'was a failed stunt.