You jokes
Papyrus: Sans, I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent?
Sans: What do you call them?
Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM, YOU LAZY BONES!
When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like, “Just open your mouth and close your eyes!”
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
I'm 50% human, so that 50% stupid is 100% you.
Well shit.
My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.
Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.
She lets him play anyway and I don't.
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
Did you know about the guy who invented knock knock jokes?
He won the no-Bell prize.
You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.
Mum finds out child cheats in math test.
Mom says, "There is no cheating in this house."
Child: "Then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night?"
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
Why did I trip over your foot?
Because you were so short I couldn’t see you!
An advantage of being an orphan: the teacher can't give you any homework.
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
Q: What do you call a baby in a vegetative state?
A: A tater tot.
What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Baghdad?
You shout out, "B-52!"
What do you call a black couple who's on welfare and food stamps?
Lay-Z and Freeyonce.
I'm not saying you're annoying. But if rectal herpes were a person, it would be you.
If you think I would joke about Alzheimer's, forget it.
3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!