You jokes

What do you call an Iraqi who owns a camel and a goat?

Bisexual.

How can you tell if someone Amish is an alcoholic? They keep falling off the wagon.

If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple 'thank you' is all I need.

Not all this 'How did you get in my house?' business.

What's the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A prostitute will stop screwing you when you run out of money.

Why can't you kill a hooker?

Because they're dead inside anyway.

Did you hear? There is a new toy for boys ages 2-10. It's called Jackson. A tiny white doll, with black Jackson. Get it while supplies last.

I'm not saying you're annoying. But if rectal herpes were a person, it would be you.

Q: What do you call a baby in a vegetative state?

A: A tater tot.

What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Baghdad?

You shout out, "B-52!"

What do you call a terrorist attack in Iraq? A selfie!

Did you know that good Catholic girls like to WAP?

Yeah, they are all about Worship and Prayer.

Did you know Kurt had dandruff?

Found his head and shoulders behind the couch.

What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?

A can't opener.

One day I was walking next to a homeless man, and he was eating grass. I asked him if he was hungry. He said yes. I said, "Follow me." You should have seen his face when I showed him my backyard!

Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:

White person: Dad, you're home!

Black person: Dad?

White person: You can keep the change.

Black person: Empty the register.

What do you call two Chinese lesbians?

Two can't chew.

What do you call a man with a Johnny on his nose? Fuck nose.

If your parachute fails midair, remember, you have the rest of your life to fix it.

What do you call a black man in the army in camo? Incogneggo.

How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?

Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.