You were sad because your grandmother died.
The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.
You Jokes
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
A donut and depression are the same. Both have nothing in the middle, and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for too long.
When you see a kid yelling and you wanna leave :(((((((
A guy and his girl just finished making love.
Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks, "Have you thought about any baby names?"
The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says, "Well, probably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this!"
My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.
Joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.
What do you call a German that can't see? A Notsee.
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One turns to the other and says, "I think I've lost my electron."
The other asks, "Are you sure?"
"Yes," the first says, "I'm positive!"
Did you hear about the new Oasis restaurant?
Every time you order soup, you got a roll with it.
What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.
Child abortion is like tax evasion: the more you lose, the less problems you have.
You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"
How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call a doctor in Panera Bread?
Panera Med.
What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?
C sharp minor.
What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.
The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!
