You jokes
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.
You dream in 4K.
You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Kid.""Kid who?""Kidnap you!"
What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?
The anesthesia takes time to put you under.
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.
Have you heard of China...
China fit this dick in your mouth.
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
Why are women like KFC? After you finish with the thigh and the breasts, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
Ariana Grande was in the store, and when she put her groceries on the counter, she said, "Thank you, next!"
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.
I have 206 bones, but when I see you, I have 207.
Were you born on the highway? 'Cause that's where most accidents happen.
You can't call yourself a baby boomer if you have never detonated an infant.
I was in an audition for the lead role of movie "Aquaman." The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie.
Shame on you Penaldo for destroying my dream!
What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
Weedle Knievel.
Pokemon: Are you a Flareon? Why?
Because you’re a sexy fox.
What do you tell a stressed-out Pokémon?
“Kakuna Rattata!”
Pokemon Jokes!
What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
Buy more earplugs!