Have you heard of the current event in Africa?
It’s known as the Hunger Games.
You Jokes
How do you ground a person in a wheelchair?
Take off the wheels!
Are you angry?
Go bully an orphan!
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Me walking in to the office:
Principal: Tell me what you did?
Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...
How do you piss off a color blind person?
Give them a Rubik's cube.
When you're in the middle of a test and you hear gun shots.
Want to save 50% on your Chinese?
Just ask before you pay.
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
What do you do when you finish a magazine in the hospital?
Reload and keep firing!
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
You pull the pin and throw it back!
How are corpses like pools?
Once you get in, it's only cold for like a minute.
What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
Alien vs. Predator.
How do you punish a blind person?
Hand them a gun and tell them it’s a hairdryer.
As a straight son, one day I asked my mom, "Have you ever quit something that you did before?" My mom said, "No, I never quit anything." So I asked my when you give a blow job you ever spit, then my mom said, "What did I say? Quitters are for spitters."
Me and my girlfriend were walking in the woods.
Her: I am scared!
Me: What do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION
Your hairline is so far back, just like your dad is from you.
