You jokes
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to stupid people. You're much worse than that.
If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.
If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.
What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?
She charges you for extra sauce!
What did Bill Cosby say on the second date?
"Hi, nice to meet you."
Happens a lot to me😐
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What do you do to a deaf girl after you’re done fucking her?
Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.
I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?
You die of laughter.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant joke.
But it would just crash and burn.
When you see a kid yelling and you wanna leave :(((((((
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
What part of a vegetable can't you eat? The wheelchair.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
Why? You ask.
Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.
You're so poor you put paper cutlery in the dishwasher.
Yo, so poor that you wash your paper plates and cutlery in a kids' dishwasher.
You went to the bed store asking for a water bed. They put a pillow and sheets on the ocean.
Your forehead is so big when you walk by I can't see what's in front of me.