You jokes
Mum finds out child cheats in math test.
Mom says, "There is no cheating in this house."
Child: "Then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night?"
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
Why did I trip over your foot?
Because you were so short I couldn’t see you!
Marry or don't marry, you will regret both!
Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?
But he really saved the History Channel.
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator won’t fart when you pull the meat out.
Yo mama so stupid, she failed a survey.
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.
How do you anger a democrat?
Don't tell him the truth.
Girl: I’m so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: What’s the ijk?
Boy: I’m just kidding.
Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!
Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
Roses are red, violets are fine, you'll be the 6 and I'll be the 9.
What do babies and explosives have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
My friend says, "You should try Oreos with water."
Me: No, because my dad actually came back with the milf.
Papyrus: Sans, I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent?
Sans: What do you call them?
Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM, YOU LAZY BONES!
Want to know how a joke becomes a dad joke? Just wait for it to leave you and never come back.
When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like, “Just open your mouth and close your eyes!”