Addicted Mothers and Their Kids' Names

A doctor is telling three women what they are addicted to.

He says to the first one, "You are addicted to money, you named your daughter Penny."

He says to the second one, "You are addicted to food, you named your daughter Candy."

Then the third one whispers to her son, "Come on, Dick, let's go."

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Explain Bear

Listen, you dirty-minded freak, you are not smart, and you think this is funny, huh? The joke is that the first two women named their daughters after their addictions, money and food respectively. The third woman's son is named Dick. This suggests that the third woman is addicted to... well, you get it. It's a sexual innuendo, you dummy.