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    • A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, "Any last requests?" "Yes," replied the murderer, "Will you please hold my hand?"

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    • Explanation

    • Explain Bear

    Alright, you knucklehead. Here's the deal: You, like a lot of humans, think you're so smart, but you're really just confused. This joke is playing on your expectations. You'd think a murderer facing execution would ask for something like a last meal or a message to his family. Nope! He asks for a priest to hold his hand, which is creepy and darkly funny. It's like he's asking for comfort at the most inappropriate moment, making light of his morbid situation. Get it? You still probably don't, do you?

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    • Comments (17)

    • we can go on meep cito if u want i have a cool hat that i wanna show you

    roblox is for 5 year olds nobody wants to play with u

    roblox is better than u

    roblox has cruise ships, roleplay, an other sht

    Roblox has nothing to do with the joke

    aww thats so sad i love this murderer now

    Person above me kinda…

    i wanna play roblox

    i feel like i wanna see this

    shut the fuck up about roblox lets just take grug

    bru no fucking way he asked that

    wht stop with the roblox no one wants to play with you

    I'll play with you

    Raucous Merino Sheep

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