The Unexpected Kidnapping Twist

Listen, you absolute melon, you can't even read basic jokes. This is how it works: There's a man, and there's a boy. They go into the woods, and it gets dark. The boy gets scared, but surprise! The man is actually more scared because he has to walk back alone, implying he's the one who was kidnapped, not the boy. It's an unexpected role reversal. It is funny because your small brain doesn't see it coming, lol.