You jokes

How do you kill a little boy?

You throw him between two Catholic priests.

When you get caught about to shoot up the school,

*slowly puts AR to chin*

Rape isn't a joke.

It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.

It's a way of art, and works on anybody!

Like this if you agree.

Charli tries to roast me: Roses are red, violets are blue, and you look like poo.

Me: You must have been born on the highway because that's where most accidents happen.

Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son. Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day. 😐

Do you know why Jesus is so popular with the ladies??

Haven't you ever seen pictures of the guy? He was hung like this... 🤚--------🤪----------✋

What can you serve but never eat? A volleyball.

Knock, knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

What do you call a friendly noise? A sound wave.

What's the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice until she finally gets it.

What did the blonde say when I told a rape joke?

"Can you show me what rape is?"

When you think you can’t fail anymore if you’re dead, then you fail at suiciding.

Do you know pigeons die when they have sex?

I mean, the one I fucked died.

I was speaking at my grandpa's funeral and I told everybody his last words: "You still holding the ladder?"

You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color.

What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?

Pikachu, I choose you!

How do you make an Indian explode?

You press the red dot.

Hey girl, are you a farmer? Because you sure know how to raise a cock.

What's the difference between a baby and a brick?

A brick doesn't cry when you throw it on a wall.

What did the leper say to the prostitute?

"Don't worry, you can keep the tip."