You jokes

You smell like you farted. FARTED harted HARTED. A B honor rolls, all F's, you retarded. OHHHHHHHH!

I was thinking of a good accident joke, and I asked my sister. She said, "you."

How do you spell ihop?

Then spell ihop and say "ness".

Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?

Mr. Mime!

How do you fit 4 gay dudes on a stool?

Flip it upside down.

When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreak havoc on preschool.

Grove Christian School is a great school in Richmond, Virginia. I recommend that you go there.

What do you call a bunch of sheep rolling down the hill?

A. A lamb slide.

Me: You have terrible jokes.

Mum: Shows me a mirror.

I was boiling some water and said, "Water, you will be mist!"

Question: "You're-a-American" when you're not in the restroom and when you come out of the restroom. What are you when you're in the restroom?

Answer: European (You're-a-peein')

How do you get a squirrel down from a tree?

You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.

Have you heard my cherry joke? It's pitiful.

You guys, this is my last time publishing something here. You guys have been sending rude comments, and I need to work on my mental health. Goodbye.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be single than be with someone like you.

So if you are bored, punch an orphan.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄

When you feel lonely, just watch a scary movie.

You won't feel lonely anymore :(

I was confused when they asked me, "Do you know how to fly a plane?" Then, when I said, "No," they said, "Perfect!"

What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?

Dribble.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought someone else was ugly, but then I saw you.