You jokes
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?
A sea minor.
Why do you tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast.
Don't let an extra chromosome keep you down!
I'd tell you a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy.
Q: Why should you never invite an aardvark to your family reunion?
A: Because it will eat your "aunts."
*The talk*
That was a horrible pun. You should be sent to the PUN-itentiary!
Teachers: Do you give your mother that attitude?
Orphan: ...
Did you hear the one about the hills?
It was hillarious.
Why do women like Pac-Man so much?
How else can you get eaten three times for a quarter?
Person 1: Hi, I am Tom, and you?
Person 2: Andrew?
When you see an "Autistic child zone" sign and say, "Oh! That wasn't a dog."
What do you call a skeleton in the snow? A numb skull.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Your mom.
Fuck you you rwind my life.
Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down?
Almost took out the whole trailer park.
"Knife to meet you all!"
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
Because the P is silent.
The devil's number is 346 because you will be in jail.
What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.
What do you call a gay kid that is on fire?
LGBBQ
I heard you were looking for a stud. I have the STD, and all I need is U.