You jokes
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving; you need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
If you say the word "gullible" slowly, it will sound like you're saying "orange."
If your blind girlfriend says you have a big cock, she's probably just pulling your leg.
Hoes be like, "I've been through a lot."
No, a lot's been through you.
Memes
Ex-Boyfriend: You have no ass, so we're through!
Me: Stop being a dickhead, dude!! It ain't gonna make your little sausage any bigger!
What do you call a girl who is thirsty for water?
An H2hoe.
What do you call a man with no hands? Clapless.
What does the Cow say to the spy?
"Are you udder cover?"
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Students: "Meat."
Teacher: "Very good. Now what does the pig give you?"
Students: "Bacon."
Teacher: "And finally, what does the fat cow give you?"
One of the students: "Homework!"
How do you properly eat a vegetable?
You tip over the wheelchair.
What do you call a baby potato?
Small fry!
Angel: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Satan: Could you like FUCK OFF FOR ONE MINUTE?
Your mum is so smart, but she still can’t figure out why she had you.
How do you get rid of butterflies in your stomach?
Stop eating caterpillars.
"Bippidy boppidy boo! Bill Cosby is coming for you!"
How can you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl?
If it sinks it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s boy-ant (buoyant).
Why can’t you give an orphan homework?
Because they don’t have a home to do it in.
What do you call cheese that's not yours?
Nacho cheese!
How do you get a nun pregnant?
You dress her up as an altar boy.