You jokes
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
What do you call a dolphin in the woods? Dead.
What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire?
Hot Wheels.
If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber.
Memes
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"
What's the difference between a peanut and a priest?
With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
What do you call a white kid who kills another?
Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.
God died for your sins, so basically if you don't sin then Jesus died for nothing.
What do you call a selfie of an orphan?
A family photo.
Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?
Me: I'm just BONELY.
Sans: Good one kiddo.
Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
I’d tell you a Chinese joke, but it’s wong.
Just 'cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would.
Orphan: What are you doing tonight?
Me: Your mum... oh wait, you don't have one.
Where do you order nonbinary pizza?
Little xe/xyrs.
Don't make fun of the emo kid, or he's gonna bring his friends and you gotta fight the Suicide Squad.
Hi guys, I am so happy and proud of myself and I thought I should share with you! Today I saw myself on TV when I turned it off.
Why didn't the skeleton go to prom?
He was dead. You fool. You fell for my trick. I'm very heartless.
Oh wait.
You fool!