You jokes
Me: You have terrible jokes.
Mum: Shows me a mirror.
What do you call the bomb dropped on Hiroshima?
A rice cooker.
When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,
just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!
Have you heard the saying, "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Great saying.
Not so great way to find out you are adopted.
I am sick and tired of horror movies; it is always the stupid ones that die first. When you see a guy in a dark, bloody coat and a knife, he ain't there to just look at yah run; don't scream, run!
lol anons are idiots
What do you call high Mexicans?
Baked beans ;)
What do you call an autistic kid coming to school with a gun?
Special Forces incoming!
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.
Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!
All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.
What did the drunk woman say to the man after leaving the bar?
"Alcohol, you later!"
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
Those rape alarms give you a headache, don't they?
What do you call an elf that sings? A Wrapper.
This song is sus, because I’m happy. Clap along if you feel like happiness is the root. What are you clapping?
This is a joke to tell to someone with you or something. SOMEONE will laugh. Say: "This word isn't gonna be funny until I tell you, your probably not going to laugh." *your friend* "what's the word?" *you* "finger" *friend* *dies of laughter*. *note* it works better if you wiggle your finger or something before and not everyone laughs, so don't feel bad if they don't. Also, don't be surprised if you get put in jail for murder, because you're going to kill someone with this.
As a scientist, I confirm that you speak too fast. It has a speed of 1 bullshit per second.
When you're 34, it'll be 420 months before you turn 69 years old.
You people who look at this sight, shame on you, fucking idiots!
LBB- me and Shrek built a theme park for you mummy and it’s called Dummy pee pee poo poo doo doo land because Shrek likes to poop.
Shrek- Should I pull the trap?
*LBB’s mom walks into the trap*
LBB and Shrek- surprise we’re mailing you to Peepoo Peepoo AB