What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
You Jokes
What do you call it when Panera Bread is a book?
Panera Read.
What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?
Family size.
You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.
Your hairline goes back to when your dad left you.
Why can't people in Africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach.
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."
What do you call a boy Panera Bread?
Panera Balls.
What do you call a united cow? A united steaks! 🤣🤣🤣
You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).
Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!
Did you hear about the orphan that tried to high five a tree? It left her hanging.
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone.
Son: Okay, I'll do it!
5 hours later...
Son: I'm done!
Dad: I lied.
Son: So did I!
How do you get a depressed person to jump?
Put them on a bridge.
Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?
A: Tuba-glue.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knife." "Knife, who?" "How are you still alive? I just stabbed you!"
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"
I told a blind kid, "See you later!"
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
