You jokes
You're so skinny, you use chapstick as deodorant.
Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.
Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
A priest asks a convicted murderer on the electric chair, "Do you have any last request?"
"Yes," said the murderer, "Will you hold my hand?"
Bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid; both cry when you make fun of their parents.
I was in math class, and we were learning geometry. My teacher said, "PENTAGON!" then all of a sudden, PENALDO burst into the room! He thought we were talking about PENS, so he came looking for some because he's a finished pen merchant! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my education! 🤬
me every day
What does a chicken give you?
Student: Meat.
What does a pig give you?
Student: Bacon.
What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework.
What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?
Nazrat.
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
"I’m on a hunt for my wife’s murderer, have been for years."
"Oh my God! Your wife’s been murdered?!"
"No no, you misunderstand. I’m still looking for him."
What do you call a dinosaur with good eyesight?
Do you think he saw us?
If you have a girlfriend/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say, "You're short, lemme add some inches."
Were you born on the highway? That's where most accidents happen.
Did you know about 9 months after a power outage 50% more babies are born because it is dark?
What do you call an orphan with parents?
I don't know... what?
Kidnapped. :)
What’s the only other advantage of being an orphan?
The teacher can’t give you homework.
How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other one, "Does this taste funny to you?"
What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops.
Never say to an orphan, "Bye buddy, hope you find your dad!"
Yo mama so stupid, she raised you.