You jokes
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?
How do you make a lesbian upset?
Give her a multiplication test.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
I never forget my grandpa's last words.
"Are you still holding the ladder?"
You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say, "Goodbye."
Who needs dating apps when you have family reunions?
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?
Naked and Afraid.
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
That was a horrible pun. You should be sent to the PUN-itentiary!
Women are like grenades: you pull the ring and BOOM, the house is gone!
Q: Why should you never invite an aardvark to your family reunion?
A: Because it will eat your "aunts."
Don't let an extra chromosome keep you down!
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other, and a desk strapped to his back.
A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying, "I'm arresting you for impersonating an office, sir!"
Why do women like Pac-Man so much?
How else can you get eaten three times for a quarter?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
Because the P is silent.
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?
A sea minor.