You jokes

"I’m on a hunt for my wife’s murderer, have been for years."

"Oh my God! Your wife’s been murdered?!"

"No no, you misunderstand. I’m still looking for him."

You sat on a chair with Uranus.

What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?

RCXD in bound

You are so fat that the waiter said to you every time: "Sorry for your weight" instead of "Sorry for the wait."

Do you know what the "W" in Africa stands for? Water!

Did you know an eraser on a pencil slowly dies from your mistakes?

And did you know you're actually supposed to live for 25 minutes, but every time you breathe, it resets time?

What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?

A sea minor.

Why do you tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast.

What’s the only other advantage of being an orphan?

The teacher can’t give you homework.

You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's...

You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's.

What do you call a dinosaur with good eyesight?

Do you think he saw us?

How do you bury a prostitute?

In a Y-shaped coffin.

Why go across town when you can go across the hall?

You're so skinny, you use chapstick as deodorant.

Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.

Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

What’s the best way to make sure you don’t get COVID?

Suicide.

Two cannibals are eating a clown.

One says to the other one, "Does this taste funny to you?"

During this COVID shit, if a guy starts following you with the masks on, should you be scared, or is that dumb bastard just your boyfriend?

You get paper cuts on each eye and walk off a cliff.

Hey Jorden Calerendiá, your last name sounds like a sea food shop that I get my fish from.

Your roasting is trash just like you. Boy, stop roasting on Addison and Gwen and others; you're probably 5 years old trying to dislike that. That roasting is like from 1920, get a life.