Horrible Way to Find Out

Alright, listen up, smarty pants! So, like, there's this saying, right? "One man's trash is another man's treasure." It means some people don't want something but other people do. This dude thought he was someone's treasure. But, plot twist! He was just adopted, which means his real parents were basically saying he was trash when they gave him up. You should know, that your mom is a real treasure. She drives a minivan but I bet she still looks good in daisy dukes.