You jokes

Insult

    • "Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"

    "Why did you insult him? That's not nice."

    "It won't matter, he's deaf."

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    • Brother

    • Raju: How about you, Sunil?

    Do you know?

    Sanju: Sunil is my long distance

    is a brother.

    Raju: Long brother?

    Sanju: Yes, because I live in Ratnagiri and he lives in Nagpur.

    Imposter

    • Me: Bomber333 is the imposter!

    Other Crewmate: Why do you say that as if you know who the imposter is with 100% certainty?

    Then he read my username and knew.

    You memes

    Punch

    • I went up to the deaf kid and said, "I’m going to punch you in 3, 2, 1." And he ended up with a broken nose, and I said, "You should have listened to me!"

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    • Baby

    • How do you put a baby in the blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?

    How do you get it out? Tortilla chip.

    Razor

    • There were two friends talking one day. Tim tells John, "I think I'm gay."

    John says to Tim, "What do you mean?"

    Tim says, "When I grow up, I want to dress like a woman and sing karaoke in a bar and call myself (Gillette the best a man can get)!"

    John says to Tim, "I think you're right, and thanks for reminding me I need to buy razors."

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    • Woman

    • What's the best part about getting a lap dance from an Asian woman?

    Her eyes are so narrow that she can't see if you don't pay her.

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    • Dad

    • When I was born, I saw you at the adoption center alone.

    That day your dad got milk. 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬