You jokes

What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?

The Joker.

Are you a toaster?

Because I wanna take a bath with you.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.

What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?

Panera bread serving food.

Ur mum—oh wait, you don't have that.

Little Johnny was late to class. The teacher asked him where he was. Little Johnny said, "I was on top of Marry Hill." Then a kid comes late to class and also said he was on Marry Hill. Then a little girl that's about 4 or 5 comes in. The teacher asks, "Who are you?" She said, "I'M MARRY HILL!"

Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.

We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.

What do you call a woman with one leg?

Eileen.

How do you take care of all the babies you just crushed with your car?

Open a pizza shop 🍕

You sat on a chair with Uranus.

Do you know the phrase, “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure?” Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.

What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?

LGBBQ.

What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?

RCXD in bound

So the man asks me, "Jesus, how do you want your steak?"

So I said, "Well done, my good faithful servant, well done."

What do you call a sad coffee?

Despresso.

Why is it you donate one kidney, you're a hero, but donate four or five and people run and call the police?

What do you call an orphan with parents?

I don't know... what?

Kidnapped. :)

"I’m on a hunt for my wife’s murderer, have been for years."

"Oh my God! Your wife’s been murdered?!"

"No no, you misunderstand. I’m still looking for him."

You are so fat that the waiter said to you every time: "Sorry for your weight" instead of "Sorry for the wait."

Do you know what the "W" in Africa stands for? Water!