You jokes
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
Halloween joke:
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A blood test.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.
You were supposed to be born in the tree.
The sticks were your siblings.
Your mom! Oh wait, you don't have one.
You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?
Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...
Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.
POV you are drunk and telling jokes and no one is listening 😭😭😭
A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself, and his friend says, "Find God, he'll help you!"
Then the man said, "There’s only one way to get to God, and that is through Jesus. Have you, my friend, found him?"
Can you go as a horse for Halloween?
Well, if you do, I can't wait to ride you!
You're so ugly that blind people cry when you walk past them.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, Here's hoping you do too.
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
The devil's number is 346 because you will be in jail.
I will always remember my grandma's last words: "What are you doing with that pillow?"
When you find out the stripper you're banging is a hooker, but you're saving money, so it's okay.
Do you know the phrase, “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure?” Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?
LGBBQ.
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
Did you know about 9 months after a power outage 50% more babies are born because it is dark?
"I’m on a hunt for my wife’s murderer, have been for years."
"Oh my God! Your wife’s been murdered?!"
"No no, you misunderstand. I’m still looking for him."