You jokes
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
Q: What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
A: Alien vs. Predator.
What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.
A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug," you are letting it slowly die.
Opposite day be like in doors.
Figure: Finally, I can see.
Eyes: Nnnnnoooo! I'm blind. Figure, I'm sorry I made fun of you all those other times. Please don't make fun of me.
Figure: Ok eye promise eye won't.
Eyes: 😭
Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"9/11."
"9/11 who?"
"You said you'd never forget!"
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?
Naked and Afraid.
What do you call meat in an oven?
Africa.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
How do you make a lesbian upset?
Give her a multiplication test.
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
The devil's number is 346 because you will be in jail.
You're so ugly that blind people cry when you walk past them.
You were supposed to be born in the tree.
The sticks were your siblings.
POV you are drunk and telling jokes and no one is listening 😭😭😭
A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself, and his friend says, "Find God, he'll help you!"
Then the man said, "There’s only one way to get to God, and that is through Jesus. Have you, my friend, found him?"