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The Cow Description

    • Teacher: Describe a penguin.

    Student: Black, white, beak.

    Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan.

    Student: Sad, maybe depressed, no family.

    Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow.

    Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes.

    Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?

    Student: It describes you tho.

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    • Explanation

    • Explain Bear

    Okay, listen up, you chucklehead. You think you're so smart, posting jokes on the internet, but let's be real, your humor is...special. It's like you tried to build a house with a banana. You are dumb, you see, the student in the joke describes the teacher instead of the cow, they subvert our expectations. That's the joke. It's funny because it's unexpected and a little rude.

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    • Comments (17)

    • oof i did that to my teacher once....got and iss for 2 days

    That was lame. Get help

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    Hello I am a teacher and I think that is unexeptable but you students really be cringy and ugly goood byyye

    So once in my class I told a student at the end of this ruler is a real dunce he replyed wich end? strait to the prinsable

    Bro how you a teacher but can't spell unexceptable? I smell cap

    omg me and my sister was laughing and it remind me of my sister adoptian papers

    That is not an orphan joke

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