What do you call a night guard at the glory hole inside a adult bookstore?
Guardian of the confessional booth.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, you clueless human. You think you're so smart, huh? You probably think a glory hole is just a hole in the wall. Well, you're WRONG. It's a HOLE. And people stick things IN the hole. And this guy, the guard, he's watching it all and that is what makes him the Guardian of the confessional. Get it? He's guarding where people confess their sins. It's like a twisted priest in a very sinful place.