You jokes

What happens to grapes when you step on them? They wine.

What do you call a pig who does karate?

Pork chop!

Did you hear the gossip about butter? Never mind, I butter not spread it...

Why should you not let an orphan play baseball?

They don’t know where home is. 😢

Did you?

How do you get a cow to eat?

Give it mooshrooms!

What do you call a train that likes toffee?

A chew-chew train.

What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?

mummy

What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs, and sits in front of your door? Mat.

How do you keep a moron in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow!

What do you get when Cayden steals your sandwich? A knuckle sandwich.

Yo, sis, come here.

Sis: What?

Me: Oh, sorry, you doing school?

Sis: Yup.

Me: Can I go?

Sis: No way, you're going to hug me.

Me: I love you.

What do you call a smart pig?

A Swinestein.

What do you do with a dead scientist?

You barium.

If you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?

What do you call a midget that waves? A microwave.

"So you dropped my instruments on stage?"

"It was only the Bass!"

I would tell you a science joke, but I know I won't get a reaction.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.

How do you scare a bee?

Boo-bee!