You jokes
Wow, Gwen even said she loves TJ! She just did!
Prince, look at it. You are going to be crushed. It is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments, look there!
Husband: Hey honey, words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: But numbers can. 0 out of 10.
Have you ever eaten African food?
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
What do you call a smart pig?
A Swinestein.
How do you get a cow to eat?
Give it mooshrooms!
What do you call a Russian pharmacist?
"Ivan Astichestykov."
What does a construction worker say to another construction worker?
Screw you!
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!"
The doctor replies, "Sorry, I don’t follow you..."
What happens to grapes when you step on them? They wine.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train.
Did you know Hellen Keller had a doll house in her backyard? Neither did she.
Did you hear the gossip about butter? Never mind, I butter not spread it...
Why should you not let an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is. 😢
Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A. A gummy bear.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
I had a great day today because Allison was frustrated at her calculator and started banging it on the side of the table, and the teacher screamed, "Allison, how would you like it if I banged you on the table?"
You should go soul searching. Maybe you'll find one.
Grandma: Most people your age have a family and are married. Why aren’t you?
Grandchild: Most your age are dead. Why aren’t you?