You jokes
Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.
What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Like if you LOL every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
add me in Roblox wholetthedogsoutyou1 lol who let the dogs out you you you you you?
Did the sun just come out, or did you just smile at me?
What can change color and get beat up?
You.
Memes
What is the best type of girl to fuck?
Homeless girls, because after, you can drop them off anywhere.
And the Lord said unto John, “Come forth and you will receive eternal life.”
But John came fifth, and he got a toaster.
what do you call a cow that fell?
Ground beef.
Mom: You need to grow up. You're so immature.
Me: *glares* Get out of my castle....
Mom: It's a pillow fort.
Me: Why can't I have an imagination! ?
Mom: You're almost 19 years old.
Me: Not good enough... OUT!
A Russian walked into a bar... unlucky for him, in Soviet Russia, you don’t walk into bars. Bars walk into you.
What do you call an Irish man that breaks up fights?
Liam Malone.
You like to draw? Because I like the MD, raw :)
What do you call a zombie?
Nothing because zombies aren’t real, and if they were, you would be dead.
Me and my grandpa went on a road trip, and he died. That was the last thing we did together, and I will never forget his last words: “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS!”
Knock knock. Who's there? Depression. Depression who? Depression you!
What do you call an army of disabled people?
Special forces.
Oompa Loompa Doobity doo, I got a glock and it’s pointing at you.
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?
Removing a bomb.
What does a cop say when you shoot a ginger?
I guess orange is the new black.
Do you know you’re supposed to wash your sex toys after you use them?
I guess that’s why Catholics invented baptism.