You jokes
How do you put an end to MeToo? Just fill those combined showers with transgender women.
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to.
Unless you are in prison.
what do you call an autistic police officer? special forces
What do you call a disabled person in a sauna?
Steamed veggies!
What do you call suicidal Hitler?
Slitler.
Memes
By the law, you are not allowed to have a sick bird. That's ill-eagle.
I asked my friend if they will show me something retarded. He said, "Go look in a mirror." I said, "Thank you."
What do you get when you put 2 nuns and a blond on a football field? 2 tight ends and a wide receiver.
My sister said the onion is the only vegetable that can make you cry...
So I threw a carrot at her.
How can you save a depressed person from a tree?
You cut the rope.
I was crying at school and telling my friends that my grandpa died. Then I told them I still remember his last words. They wanted to hear them. They are: "you still holding the ladder?"
Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?
A: A suicide bomber.
I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th.
They're going to have an explosive party that will definitely blow you away!
It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast, too!
Why are Captain from SpongeBob and Michael Jackson so similar?
They both say, "Are you ready, kids?"
Even if there were no gravity, I would still fall for you...
The worst thing about an owl is how they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave.
What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear hahaha.
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
Did you know that Uranus is as big as the moon?
How is smoking similar to oral sex?
The closer to the butt you get the stronger the flavor! 🤢