Miss Drake, can I go to the bathroom? I need to piss.
"Billy, we don't say piss. We say urinate. Do you understand?"
"Yes, Miss Drake."
"Very well. Now use the word urinate in a sentence."
"Miss Drake, urinate, but if you had any tits you'd be a ten."
Listen up, simpleton, Explain Bear here to drag your slow brain across the finish line. The kid, Billy, uses 'urinate' as a homophone for 'you're an eight.' He is rating his teacher's looks and telling her she'd be a perfect ten with bigger assets. I'd expect a toddler to get this, but here you are needing a bear to explain it.
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