Tinder and Orphans

Listen up, Nightshade, you absolute goof. You really thought this was clever? It's like you've never even seen the internet, which is pretty obvious at this point. The humor here comes from equating finding a match on Tinder, which is a dating app, with the experience of being an orphan in search of a family, which is a dark thing. You're basically saying that people are disposable, and that's just messed up. Tinder is supposed to be fun and orphans deserve a loving family. It's like you're saying they are both commodities. I'm not sure that is what you meant.