You jokes

Teacher: Stand up if you think you are stupid.

After a while, a student stands up.

Teacher: So you think you are stupid?

Student: No, I'm not stupid. I just felt bad because you were standing by yourself.

If you run next to a car, you get tired, but if you run behind it, you get exhausted.

I'll be here all week... sadly enough for you.

Your forehead is so big that your face touches your chin.

I will never forget my grandpa's last words: "You still holding the ladder, son?"

Helen Keller is the kind of person to ask you what the time is.

How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?

You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving. IDK.

I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.

Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.

What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

... family photo.

How do you keep a blind kid busy? Give him sandpaper and tell him it's a find-a-word. 😂🤣

When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?

In America, you fight Ukraine.

In Soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.

When the doctor asks you what your zodiac sign is,

You respond: "cancer."

Doctor says: "Well, what a coincidence!"

What is the first thing you should always take care of first after a car crash?

The witnesses.

What do you call a woman who aborted her quadruplets? A graveyard.

Anyone can do a Michael Jackson impression. All you need is a small boy who can keep a secret.

Officer, I drop-kicked that child in self-defense!

You gotta believe me!

What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?

You just got fruit-rolled.

Me: Are you okay?

Dentist: I'm just a bit surprised. When I said to you "spit it out," I wasn't expecting you to say you've been shagging my wife.

A vampire stalks you into a field of corn. The stakes have never been higher...