You jokes

Are you George Floyd?

Cause you take my breath away! 😮‍💨

What did the female rapist say at her hearing?

"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"

Your forehead is so big that your face touches your chin.

Teacher: Stand up if you think you are stupid.

After a while, a student stands up.

Teacher: So you think you are stupid?

Student: No, I'm not stupid. I just felt bad because you were standing by yourself.

This song is sus, because I’m happy. Clap along if you feel like happiness is the root. What are you clapping?

Hello! I hope you're having a good day or night! Mind commenting when you laughed the hardest and why? Like if you like this post!

Q: How do you blind a woman?

A: You put a windshield in front of her.

Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a male. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.

If I told you, you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

I was walking down the streets of Manchester when suddenly I saw Penaldo getting arrested! I heard the officer say, “This time I give you warning, there will be no penalty.”

That’s when Penaldo asked, “No penalty?!” and punched the police officer.

Shame on you Penaldo!

When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?

Helen Keller is the kind of person to ask you what the time is.

I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?

Hot wheels.

Top tip; if your wife asks, "What would you like to do to my body?" 'Identify it' is the wrong answer.

How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?

You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving. IDK.

Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.

In America, you fight Ukraine.

In Soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.

What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

... family photo.

Anyone can do a Michael Jackson impression. All you need is a small boy who can keep a secret.