You jokes
What do you call suicidal Hitler?
Slitler.
How do you put an end to MeToo? Just fill those combined showers with transgender women.
What do you get when you put 2 nuns and a blond on a football field? 2 tight ends and a wide receiver.
Even if there were no gravity, I would still fall for you...
The worst thing about an owl is how they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave.
What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear hahaha.
I was crying at school and telling my friends that my grandpa died. Then I told them I still remember his last words. They wanted to hear them. They are: "you still holding the ladder?"
Did you know that Uranus is as big as the moon?
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
How is smoking similar to oral sex?
The closer to the butt you get the stronger the flavor! 🤢
You remind me of a snowflake, beautiful and unique. One touch and you're wet.
What song do you think was playing at the school?
"Pumped Up Kicks"
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
How do you shut Helen Keller up?
You give her mittens.
What do you call a cow that eats grass?
A lawn mooer.
What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine? The washing machine doesn't follow you after you put a load in it.
What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man?
gay now, heterosexual later.
Friend 1: I don't want to jump.
Friend 2: Me neither.
Murderer: If you don't jump, I'll stab you.
Friend 1: *jumps*
Friend 2: *jumps*
Murderer: I didn't mean off the building!
Friend 1: I know that. I just pretended to jump to get rid of that guy.
Have you heard about the pedophile who was guilty of robbery?
He took a girl's innocence.
what do you call an autistic police officer? special forces