Have you heard about the movie "Constipation"?
No, because it never came out...
You Jokes
Orphan: "I want to be a superhero."
Me: "You should be Batman."
Also me: *starts laughing* because Batman doesn't have parents...
Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because it's extinct.
Q: How do you get the retard kid out of the tree?
A: Wave at him.
By the law, you are not allowed to have a sick bird. That's ill-eagle.
What do you call a pregnant slave? A two for one deal.
I asked my friend if they will show me something retarded. He said, "Go look in a mirror." I said, "Thank you."
What do you call suicidal Hitler?
Slitler.
How do you put an end to MeToo? Just fill those combined showers with transgender women.
What do you get when you put 2 nuns and a blond on a football field? 2 tight ends and a wide receiver.
Even if there were no gravity, I would still fall for you...
The worst thing about an owl is how they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave.
What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear hahaha.
I was crying at school and telling my friends that my grandpa died. Then I told them I still remember his last words. They wanted to hear them. They are: "you still holding the ladder?"
Did you know that Uranus is as big as the moon?
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
How is smoking similar to oral sex?
The closer to the butt you get the stronger the flavor! 🤢
You remind me of a snowflake, beautiful and unique. One touch and you're wet.
What song do you think was playing at the school?
"Pumped Up Kicks"
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
