You jokes

Titanic walks into a bar. Britannic: "What would you like to drink?" Titanic: "An iceberg."

Doctor: Do you want the good news or the bad news first?

Patient: Good news!

Doctor: We are naming a disease after you.

My friend said, "Why do you have depression? There is so much happiness in the world." And I said, "Why do you have asthma? There is so much air in the world."

Why did the Titanic sink? Because your mom was on it.

What's the difference between the righteous and a sinner?

You decide.

I will never forget my grandpa's last words: "You still holding the ladder, son?"

Me: I have depression.

Someone: You should get out more! Go outside!

Me: *goes to the beach* Now it's a tropical depression.

Q: How do you blind a woman?

A: You put a windshield in front of her.

Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a male. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.

Hello! I hope you're having a good day or night! Mind commenting when you laughed the hardest and why? Like if you like this post!

I was exploring the Dubai trophy factory when someone came crashing in. It was him, Pristiano Penaldo. He held the workers at gunpoint, forcing them to make him another plastic Mickey Mouse award or he will dive and sue them for assaulting him. Shame on you, pendu!

The match: "Ur my match." The thighs: "You light me up."

Your forehead is so big that your face touches your chin.

What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?

Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.

What did the female rapist say at her hearing?

"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"

A French Sans would greet you with the "o bone-jour".

I was walking down the streets of Manchester when suddenly I saw Penaldo getting arrested! I heard the officer say, “This time I give you warning, there will be no penalty.”

That’s when Penaldo asked, “No penalty?!” and punched the police officer.

Shame on you Penaldo!

Helen Keller is the kind of person to ask you what the time is.

How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?

You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving. IDK.

I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.