You jokes
Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.
What is it you can give at Christmas and still keep? Herpes.
One man's trash is another man's treasure. That sucks when you are adopted.
Dad: Ok son, if you fail this test, you're no longer my child, ok?
Son: Ok dad.
AFTER TEST
Dad: Hey son, how'd the test go?
Son: Son?
If you drive a Lamborghini, then you have a tiny weenie.
Can you relate
What do you call a cow without legs? Ground beef.
If you run next to a car, you get tired, but if you run behind it, you get exhausted.
I'll be here all week... sadly enough for you.
You're so fat, when you went on the scale it said "to be continued."
What does one orphan say to another orphan on Opposite Day? "Do you want to go home?"
Did you know that the F in orphan means family?
There's no F in orphan?
Exactly.
What do you call an Iraqi swimming in the water?
A bath bomb.
I’d like to take you to the movies, but unfortunately, they don’t let you bring your own snacks.
Did you hear about the man who jumped off a bridge in France? He was in Seine.
What is the last thing you wanna see during a prostate exam?
The doctor taking off his watch.
I prank called someone saying, "SON! IT'S ME, SON! I'M COMING FOR YOU!!!" My friend next to me asked who I was calling, and I said, "the orphanage."
If you hate pedophiles, grow up.
I went up to the blind kid and said, "Can you get that for me?" and he said, "I can't, I'm blind." And so I said, "I see."
Are you George Floyd?
Cause you take my breath away! 😮💨
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter?
You can shit a load inside of a prostitute, but if you try it in a shelter, you get arrested.
🎆 New Year's Eve
Lil Johnny👦: "Every year the same, people always have to start banging before midnight!"
Mom👱🏻♀️: "Johnny, would you please leave the bedroom now?"
Dad👨🏻🦰: "Son, if you don't leave, it'll bang on your head!"