What do you call a feminist? A Karen.
You Jokes
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You only need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
Q: What's the difference between a fetus and an onion?
A: One makes you cry when you chop it into pieces.
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging themselves? I guess they lost Hangman.
What do you call a mouse with sneakers?
Squeakers!
Have you heard of the new sequel to "The Exorcist"?
A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son.
Roses are red, violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there with you, But not in the cage, but laughing at you.
Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.
Don't you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water because your dad won't bring the fucking milk? Cause same.
What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Like if you LOL every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Me: Can I get your mom's number?
Friend: Here you go:
Me: Ohh, strange, I already had it.
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
What do you call an Indian with pink hair?
Ghandi floss.
Singing in the shower is fun, until you get soap in your mouth.
Then it's a soap opera.
Literally every movie:
"I love you." "I love you, too."
My life:
My 'friends': "Hey, Hailey likes you!" Him: "Wtf, I have a girlfriend, sorry not sorry." His friends: Spreads the word throughout the whole goddamn country. 😶
Roses are red, you are gay, and that's it.
When you commit suicide in your house, that's suicide, but when you commit suicide outside, you failed your parkour.
Quote for the day.
I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.
"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."
Also, loving is so much more to give instead! Always remember to love!!! Best-Gwen :)
Are you my pantry? Because you look like a snack ;)
