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Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff? Neither did I til I seen his Head and Shoulders on the dashboard.
The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student and still get all the D's.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call a cut cucumber?
A guy with no legs.
You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet? Well then, watch The Lion King.
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Nothing, you told her twice.
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
How do you tell if someone is depressed?
The brains on the wall.
You know why orphans can't play baseball? 'Cause they can't find home.
When you meet your gf at the family reunion.
My cousin asked me, "What do you think was going through Hitler's mind right before he died?"
I told him, "Probably a bullet."
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
When they say you live by the sword, you die by the sword, not in Paul Walker's case. He lived by the car, died by a tree. Well, I guess the car was stumped.
How many children can you fit in a box?
Maybe five if you have a trash compactor.
You're cheap; no one even pays attention.
What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"
Are you a walnut, because I'm about to nut all over your walls!
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Yo mum." "Yo mum who?" "Yo mum is watching you wank right now."