You jokes
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet? Well then, watch The Lion King.
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Nothing, you told her twice.
When you're 34, it'll be 420 months before you turn 69 years old.
What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.
What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?
And microtransaction.
Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?
What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.
Those rape alarms give you a headache, don't they?
What do you call a cut cucumber?
A guy with no legs.
Hey girl, are you a drill sergeant, because you have my privates' attention.
What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?
Peanut Butter n' Jealousy! 😂
Roses are red, violets are blue.
YOU HAVE AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE WAITING FOR YOU...
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells.
What do you call people who jump into the Hoover Dam?
Dam fools.
What do you call an acid with a bad attitude?
A-Mean-O-Acid.
"You are under arrest for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia!"
"Wait! I can explain everything!"
Seeing one of her students making faces at others in the playground, Mrs. Matthews stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the teacher said, "When I was a child, I was told if I made ugly faces I would stay like that."
The student looked up and replied, "Well, you can’t say you weren’t warned, Mrs. Matthews!"
You know what I hate about rape?
Keeping it a secret.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers, and the middle one is for you.