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What happens when you are playing Undertale, but it's snowy in town? It SNOWED in town!
If someone calls you dirty minded just say:
"You are dirty minded as well if you understand what I'm saying."
My boy, I think it is about time that I leave this world. Now draw your weapon and kill me now!
*draws a picture of his "epic" sword*
"What... WHAT... WTH ARE YOU DOING SIMPLETON? I DIDN'T MEAN THAT KIND OF DRAW!"
If having sex for money makes you a wh*re, then what does having sex for free make you?
Non-profit wh*reganisation.
What do you call 4 black guys and 2 white guys?
The Oreo Gang!
A child and a child molester walk into a forest together. The child turns to the molester and says, "Boy, these woods are scary." The molester says to the child, "You think you're scared? I have to walk out of here alone."
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
You're so scary that even your hairline ran away.
What do you call a Chinese man in the summer heat? Boi Ling.
What do you call a bunny with a bent dick?
Fucks funny.
Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why?
-You have to be alive to have autism.
Dagger. This is to get your attention, for Dagger Jr. and I. We'd like to speak with you, and possibly Lynx, if we can find a time to all talk.
Everyone: You gotta pay the cost to be the boss.
Germans: You gotta be the caust to be the boss.
Do you know what's in common between a hitman and a photographer?
They all shoot people for a living.
What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.
A man hit a woman with his car, who is wrong?
The man, because you can’t drive into the kitchen.
What do you call a Portuguese who commits a crime in Las Vegas?
Consensual Rapper 7.
How do you throw a surprise party at the hospital?
Throw a strobe light in the epileptic ward.
What do you do when a woman is choking?
Back up a couple inches.
What’s something you can say in a grocery store and in bed?
"Thanks for coming."