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What do you call a Portuguese who commits a crime in Las Vegas?
Consensual Rapper 7.
What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.
How do you get a slag from Dundee pregnant?
Spunk in the gutter and let the flies do the work...
"Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too."
what do you call an emo person who's not depressed?
dead.
What do you get when you cross a Jewish person?
Christianity.
A dad tells his son, "Stop masturbating! If you do it too long, you will go blind."
The son replied, "Dad, I'm over here!"
How do you know if there's a vegan in the room?
Wait 2 minutes and they'll tell you.
Why don’t old people have sex?
When was the last time you tried pulling apart a grilled cheese that old?
What do you call a Chinese man in the summer heat? Boi Ling.
You're so scary that even your hairline ran away.
Dagger. This is to get your attention, for Dagger Jr. and I. We'd like to speak with you, and possibly Lynx, if we can find a time to all talk.
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
What do you call a religious drug addict?
A crystal methodist.
What do you call 4 black guys and 2 white guys?
The Oreo Gang!
Everyone: You gotta pay the cost to be the boss.
Germans: You gotta be the caust to be the boss.
What do you call a bunny with a bent dick?
Fucks funny.
In what city do you always lose your mum? Mumbai.
A child and a child molester walk into a forest together. The child turns to the molester and says, "Boy, these woods are scary." The molester says to the child, "You think you're scared? I have to walk out of here alone."
A guy went to a bar and said to a friend that he found a girl on the railroads and said they had the best sex ever.
His friend asked, "Did you get any head?"
The guy said, "No, I couldn't find it."