You jokes

Snow

What happens when you are playing Undertale, but it's snowy in town? It SNOWED in town!

Mind

If someone calls you dirty minded just say:

"You are dirty minded as well if you understand what I'm saying."

Draw

My boy, I think it is about time that I leave this world. Now draw your weapon and kill me now!

*draws a picture of his "epic" sword*

"What... WHAT... WTH ARE YOU DOING SIMPLETON? I DIDN'T MEAN THAT KIND OF DRAW!"

Whore

If having sex for money makes you a wh*re, then what does having sex for free make you?

Non-profit wh*reganisation.

Child Molester

A child and a child molester walk into a forest together. The child turns to the molester and says, "Boy, these woods are scary." The molester says to the child, "You think you're scared? I have to walk out of here alone."

Health

If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?

Man

What do you call a Chinese man in the summer heat? Boi Ling.

Autism

Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why?

-You have to be alive to have autism.

Dagger

Dagger. This is to get your attention, for Dagger Jr. and I. We'd like to speak with you, and possibly Lynx, if we can find a time to all talk.

Cost

Everyone: You gotta pay the cost to be the boss.

Germans: You gotta be the caust to be the boss.

Hitman

Do you know what's in common between a hitman and a photographer?

They all shoot people for a living.

Kitchen

A man hit a woman with his car, who is wrong?

The man, because you can’t drive into the kitchen.

Crime

What do you call a Portuguese who commits a crime in Las Vegas?

Consensual Rapper 7.

Epileptic

How do you throw a surprise party at the hospital?

Throw a strobe light in the epileptic ward.

Woman

What do you do when a woman is choking?

Back up a couple inches.