How do you know it’s a gay guy’s birthday?
Depends how hard they blow out the candles.
You Jokes
Why don’t old people have sex?
When was the last time you tried pulling apart a grilled cheese that old?
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Well, probably the person in front of them.
A photon is checking into a hotel.
The bellhop asks him, "Do you have any luggage?"
The photon replies, "Nope, I'm traveling light."
what do you call an emo person who's not depressed?
dead.
How do you describe a redhead with bad teeth?
Gingervitus.
How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.
How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.
You know that if it says, "Adopt a Highway" and no one does, we're driving on orphans.
I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!
Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?
A: The X-Men.
Are you a white van? Because I would love to put children in you.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸
What's the same with shoes and slaves?
When they get loose, you tie them up.
What do you call an autistic black man with a rifle?
Black ops.
What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
Guy: Whose place? Mine or yours?
Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Fat chicks be like, "Am I fox pretty, bunny pretty, cat pretty, or deer pretty?" Like none, bitch, you elephant pretty. 😭😭😭
An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"
And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"
"Why?" says the bully.
"Because you haven't got a tower."
My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...
So I threw a coconut at her.
What do you call a priest that graduated from law school?
Father-in-law.
