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What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
what do you call an American looking at cloud shapes?
Oppenheimer
What do women and KFC have in common?
After you get done with the thighs and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
The other day I went to a museum. My friend and I went to the Holocaust section, and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him, "Why are you sad? It's just an ashtray."
What do you call a black abortion clinic?
Crime Stoppers.
A photon is checking into a hotel.
The bellhop asks him, "Do you have any luggage?"
The photon replies, "Nope, I'm traveling light."
Why do people hate abortion jokes?
It leaves you with an empty feeling inside.
What do you do when a woman is choking?
Back up a couple inches.
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Well, probably the person in front of them.
My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...
So I threw a coconut at her.
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
What do you call an autistic black man with a rifle?
Black ops.
Fat chicks be like, "Am I fox pretty, bunny pretty, cat pretty, or deer pretty?" Like none, bitch, you elephant pretty. 😭😭😭
What’s the most played song in Africa?
Have you ever seen the rain?
What’s something you can say about vacation, but not about your girlfriend?
Next time I’m bringing all my friends.
What is the speed limit for sex? 68, because if you go any faster, you’ll have to turn around.
What do you call an under-the-weather seven?
A sick seven.
Michael Jackson, who's terrified of adult women, once had a girlfriend, but broke it off with her. When she asked him why, he said, "It's not you, it's me-hee-hee."
What do you say to a feminist with no arms and no legs?
"Nice tits, bitch."
When the priest said, "Be gone from this boy, demon!" the demon replied, "And you get out of the boy!"