You jokes

When you are stressing from homework, just do some skateboarding and kick butt.

Did you hear about the guy that was cutting off people's feet and taking them?

It took my sole.

You're so short that you use a ladder to reach a dime.

"PENIS WAIT WHAT OENIS SUCK MINE DADDY?" Sorry, you are an orphan.

Say my name if you like "Breaking Bad."

The kid that died is cut in half, and you see the next trap. It looks like a giant pit that you have to jump over, and you clear it, but you feel something on your back, and you realize that there is a spike that comes up when you jump over. You see the other contestant jump over. You try to warn them to not step over because they would get stabbed, but they ignore you and then get hit by the spike. The next obstacle is a wall that slams on a wall. You wait until the wall closes, and you quickly run through. The next person runs through, and they get to live.

Sorry, this is small. This is also a part two.

You're so skinny when you lift up weights, you fall through your asshole.

When fat people sit down at a restaurant, you can hear the chair screaming.

Friend: Hey, did you catch that game last night? I did, it was so good! After that I went to Kane’s, because Kane's is amazing! What did you do this weekend? I did-

Me: Dude, are you the Terms and Conditions? Because I don’t give a fuck about what you say.

The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”

Then she said that's true.

What do you call a flying Aboriginal?

Boong 747.

Foreplay in may areas: "You awake?"

Way down South: "You awake, mom?"

What do you call mo on a dating website? Tissue face.

POV: You call the group of emos the "Suicide Squad."

Millions of people are doing the exact same thing as you are right now.

What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"

What do you call an emo who's emo?

An emo.

Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today?”

Person 2: “Seven.”

Person 1: “What the fuck, dude.”

Person 2: “I know, right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.”

(Based on an encounter I had recently)

What do you call a gay dinosaur?

A mega-sore-ass.

Student: Hey! Did you hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?

Teacher: No?

Student: All I can say about it is, "Well, well, well."