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Love

    • Girl: "...I like you... do you like me back?"

    Me: "Nope."

    Girl: *is depressed* "Oh okay...."

    Me: "You never said \"love\"".

    Girl: "Oh! well do you love me?"

    Me: "Frick no."

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    • Hater

    • This is to the girl/boy named Gwen: Are you okay? I see there is a bunch of haters but DON'T, I repeat, DON'T let the haters get to you. I hope you see this and respond and that you are okay. Please Gwen, be honest.

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    Blonde

    • What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

    Her parents named her Cindy, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

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    Nun

    • Three nuns had to go before Mother Superior. The first one goes up to her and she says, "Have you sinned?" "Yes, I have, Mother. I have stolen a bicycle." Okay, said Mother Superior. "Say 100 Hail Marys and dip your hand in the holy water." Up comes nun number two and she says she has sinned. "She slept with a married man." So Mother Superior says, "Okay, say 500 Hail Marys and dip your hand in the holy water and go on your way." The third nun comes up and she says, "I peed in the holy water!" 🤣😂🤣😂😁😁🌈

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    • Cigarette

    • What do cigarettes and hamsters have in common?

    They can both be dangerous when you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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    Rape

    • What do you do if you see someone raping your girlfriend? Help out. There is no way she can fight both of you. Then, find the poor man a lawyer.

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    • Orphan

    • Why can’t you kidnap an orphan?

    Because you can’t steal what was never wanted in the first place.

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    Hobby

    • John: Hi, boss, it is raining heavily today, so I will not be coming.

    Boss: You stated in your job application that swimming was your hobby, so see you at 11 AM.

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