You jokes
What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?
Throw them some laundry.
A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, "Why are you crying my son?" "My parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died." "It's just not your day today is it?" Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.
A daughter asked her mother, “Mom, how do you spell ‘scrotum’?”
Her mom replied, “Honey, you should have asked me last night—it was on the tip of my tongue.”
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
Memes
How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.
What do you call a fat transgender midget?
Jigglypuff.
Q. What do you get when you blindfold a racist?
A. A Notsee.
Girl, are you a rope? Because I want to hang with you.
If you give a dwarf 5-Hour Energy, will it become 10-hour Energy?
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
My son was thrown out of school for letting a schoolgirl wank him off.
"That's the third school this year..." I said to my son, "... Maybe teaching isn't for you."
Did you hear about the dyslexic American police officer?
He shot a Ginger.
Why do you call a fat midget?
Jiggly Puff.
Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
How do you know if a Black woman is pregnant?
Stick a chicken wing up there.
What do you call a gay T-Rex?
A tyranno-sore-ass!
What's the difference between a sheet and a baby?
One of them is really loud when you iron it.
Why should you always give an emo a high five in the hallway? You can’t leave them hanging.
What do you call a blowjob from a girl who has autism?
Special head.