You jokes

How do you fuck a cow?

Find the nearest Karen.

Don't you just hate it when you're the first one to fall asleep at a sleepover, and then you hear, "Prank em, John?"

What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?

Predator 2.

What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?

A high school pill party.

You are getting Cole for Christmas, you shit fuckers.

POV there’s a school shooting.

American: First time, European?

European: Yeah, you American?

American: No, not my first time.

Lil Jimmy: Hey doc.

Doctor: Hi, sorry but I can’t see you anymore.

Lil Jimmy: Why?

Doctor: Because, Lil Jimmy, I’m a family doctor, you're an orphan.

Lil Jimmy: 👁👄👁🖕

I would tell you a recycling joke.

But I’m afraid it’d just be reused over and over.

What's the difference between an ugly monster and you?

Nothing.

What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.

My life is so sad it's because you're in it.

Are you bleach? Because I want you inside of me.

Did you know that a lot of graves are put in churchyards?

Yeah, they're pretty holey.

How do you keep your friends from boring you with pictures of their children?

Every time they show you a new one, you say, "Oh FUCK yeah!"

What's a pirate's favorite key on the keyboard?

Others: R.

Rrrr, you would think so, but it be the C.

John F. Kennedy: "Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."

What did the toilet say to the other toilet? "You look a bit flushed."

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

Park in it, man!

The Good Old Days.

You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.

Official Dj Penaldo playlist.

1. "I'm a fraud" 2. "I need you (ft. Tap-ins)" 3. "I Want to Leave Mid United" 4. "Back where I belong (ft. Europa league)" 5. "TY Eder" 6. "Nobody wants me (Rejectnaldo Remix)" 7. "Fuck that kid (ft. Lil Broke phone)" 8. "Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)"