Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.
My wife wanted a boob job. I told her it was too expensive. I told her all she has to do is take some toilet paper and rub it in between her boobs for a few days, and they would get bigger. She asked "How is that supposed to work?". I replied, "I don't know how it works, but it did a heck of a job on your ass!"
Your hairlines so far back even bill nye the science guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
