You jokes

Official Dj Penaldo playlist.

1. "I'm a fraud" 2. "I need you (ft. Tap-ins)" 3. "I Want to Leave Mid United" 4. "Back where I belong (ft. Europa league)" 5. "TY Eder" 6. "Nobody wants me (Rejectnaldo Remix)" 7. "Fuck that kid (ft. Lil Broke phone)" 8. "Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)"

Have you ever observed the depression cycle of a snail?

It's pretty much a downward spiral.

Dad: We are giving your toys to the orphanage.

Kid: Why?

Dad: So you won't get bored.

What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?

"Okay guys, watch very carefully because I can only show you this demonstration once."

what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?

Panera dead.

Whoever stole my Microsoft Office account, I'll make you pay. You have my word!

Did you know Helen Keller had a sister?

Neither did she.

If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until their parents come home.

What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

A headbanger.

I would tell you a recycling joke.

But I’m afraid it’d just be reused over and over.

Lil Jimmy: Hey doc.

Doctor: Hi, sorry but I can’t see you anymore.

Lil Jimmy: Why?

Doctor: Because, Lil Jimmy, I’m a family doctor, you're an orphan.

Lil Jimmy: 👁👄👁🖕

Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:

11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.

What's the difference between an ugly monster and you?

Nothing.

Are you bleach? Because I want you inside of me.

What do you call the worst joke ever?

Well, according to my mom, I am.

What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?

A JUMBO shrimp.

My life is so sad it's because you're in it.

What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off!