You jokes
Do you ever look at a person and think, "Just how many generations of inbreeding did it take to create you?"
I would kiss your lips, but your legs are blocking the way.
If you know, you know. 😏😏
What do you call an Asian telephone?
Ling Ling.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
But wait, what family? He never had one.
What is the similarity of a bomb and a baby?
When you drop them both, everyone screams.
Me all the time :
Do you wanna know how I recently seduced an obese woman? Actually, it was a piece of cake.
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
What do you call a disabled Arab?
Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).
Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head.
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll up.
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can’t take medicine on an empty stomach.
I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane. Man next to me said, "You know we're going to New York, right?" I told him I just wanna know what I got into.
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
Why do you call a fat midget?
Jiggly Puff.
Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Did you hear about the dyslexic American police officer?
He shot a Ginger.
A daughter asked her mother, “Mom, how do you spell ‘scrotum’?”
Her mom replied, “Honey, you should have asked me last night—it was on the tip of my tongue.”
If you give someone a plane ticket, they will fly for a day, but if you push them out of a plane, they'll fly for the rest of their life.
What do you call a family picture for an orphan?
A selfie.
How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
AIDS.