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What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary?

What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.

When you have sex with a coworker but remember it's a family business.

Science flies you to the moon.

Religion flies you into towers.

A man and woman were having sex. After they were done, the man asks the woman, "Are you a nurse?" The woman answers, "Yes. How did you know?" The man replies, "Because you took care of me so well." Then the woman asks the man, "Are you an anesthesiologist?" He says proudly, "Yes. How do you know?" The woman answers, "Because I didn't feel a thing."

Imagine if on April first the government says, "Hahhaha, you all fell for it. Covid-19 is fake; we actually killed all those people, lol."

The cheetah had a race with a lion, and the cheetah won.

The lion was like, "Why you always a cheetah?"

The cheetah was like, "Why you always lion (lying)?"

What do you call a cow eating grass?

A Lawn Moo-er.

How do you turn a baby into a dog?

Douse it in gasoline, light a match, *WOOF*!

If you want to SH but not in the sell farm way, come ooon.. do you even know what does that means?..

An old man walks to a busy restaurant. He tells the waiter what he wants and asks her, "Can I have a discount? I served in the war."

The waitress says, "Of course, and would you like that meal with sauce?"

"Nein," said the old man.

What do you call a pregnant slave? A two for one deal.

People: Stop invading Ukraine!

Putin: Ukraine? you mean Mykraine.

What do you call a running chicken?

Scared.

Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?

Yes, best comedy award.

What do you call a musician 👩‍🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?

A popsinger.

How do you make a baby astronaut sleep?

You rock-it!

Jeff, did you hear they're making a film about Jimmy Savile? It’s a very touchy subject.

Yeah, I did, Gary, but did you hear the reviews on the Bill Cosby film? People said it was so boring it put them to sleep.

This is to the girl/boy named Gwen: Are you okay? I see there is a bunch of haters but DON'T, I repeat, DON'T let the haters get to you. I hope you see this and respond and that you are okay. Please Gwen, be honest.

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Hit your wife harder.