You jokes
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
You are getting Cole for Christmas, you shit fuckers.
You marry a single mother with an adult daughter. Now, your father marries the daughter. So, your father is your son now, because he is married to your daughter-in-law. But as your father's son and your father's father, you're your own grandpa!
Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman.
What would you rate this woman?
A 7.
Why?
Because 7 ate 9!
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
Girlfriend: "One day I will marry and a lot of men will be sad that day."
Boyfriend: "Wow, how many men do you plan to marry?"
Two men ran into a bar. You would have thought after the first one hit it, the second one would have seen it.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.
Yo mama's hairline got so many peaks and valleys, you thought you were looking at the Grand Canyon.
Yah, hurtful towards you. Bro took it personally, literally.
You're so ugly, when you went to the makeup store, it shut down.
What do you say to a depressed person on the ceiling?
Hang in there!
What do you call a disabled Arab?
Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).
How did your dad come back with the milk? The Milky Way.
What do parents tell little boys to make them behave?
"Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jackson will get you!"
It's funny how you feel so alone with depression, and yet once you tell people on some random website, so many people relate. Unfortunately, it doesn't stop the loneliness.
When you're depressed about the world :( but you remember you will soon die :)
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
What do you call an emo with no legs?
Emobile.