You jokes
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
But wait, what family? He never had one.
me: calls suicide hotline. hotline lady: suicide hotline, how are you doing today? me: not much, just hanging.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can’t take medicine on an empty stomach.
Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Did you hear about the dyslexic American police officer?
He shot a Ginger.
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll up.
I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane. Man next to me said, "You know we're going to New York, right?" I told him I just wanna know what I got into.
Why do you call a fat midget?
Jiggly Puff.
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
Son: Dad, I know I'm adopted.
Dad: Well, how do you know?
Son: I found the adoption papers.
Dad: That is for your mum.
If you know, you know.
You're so ugly, when you went to the makeup store, it shut down.
What do you say to a depressed person on the ceiling?
Hang in there!
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?
A trip without kids.
How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?
As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
It's funny how you feel so alone with depression, and yet once you tell people on some random website, so many people relate. Unfortunately, it doesn't stop the loneliness.
Two men ran into a bar. You would have thought after the first one hit it, the second one would have seen it.
When you're depressed about the world :( but you remember you will soon die :)