You jokes
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
How do you know if a Black woman is pregnant?
Stick a chicken wing up there.
What's the same with shoes and slaves?
When they get loose, you tie them up.
A mirror and a beer bottle are arguing.
The beer bottle says: "If you break me, you get one year of bad luck."
The mirror scoffs: "Oh, that's nothing. You break me and you get 7 years of bad luck."
The condom overhears these arguments and walks off laughing.
Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?
A: The X-Men.
Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
What do you call a gay T-Rex?
A tyranno-sore-ass!
What do you call the worst joke ever?
Well, according to my mom, I am.
A girl walks into an Adult Store. "Hi, I want to buy that red dildo right there."
Cashier: "That's a fire extinguisher, you whore."
Q. What do you get when you blindfold a racist?
A. A Notsee.
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary?
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.
When you have sex with a coworker but remember it's a family business.
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Science flies you to the moon.
Religion flies you into towers.
A man and woman were having sex. After they were done, the man asks the woman, "Are you a nurse?" The woman answers, "Yes. How did you know?" The man replies, "Because you took care of me so well." Then the woman asks the man, "Are you an anesthesiologist?" He says proudly, "Yes. How do you know?" The woman answers, "Because I didn't feel a thing."
The cheetah had a race with a lion, and the cheetah won.
The lion was like, "Why you always a cheetah?"
The cheetah was like, "Why you always lion (lying)?"
Imagine if on April first the government says, "Hahhaha, you all fell for it. Covid-19 is fake; we actually killed all those people, lol."
What do you call a cow eating grass?
A Lawn Moo-er.