You jokes
Did you know that a majority of the U.S. is afraid of the dark?
Especially if they are right behind you at the ATM.
What do you do when your cat's not home?
Answer: You play with your neighbor's pussy.
What do you call a family picture for an orphan?
A selfie.
What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take your boots off before jumping on a trampoline.
Q. What do you call a person with Alzheimer's?
It doesn't matter. They'll forget what you said in thirty seconds anyway.
What did one gay sperm say to the other? "You think we’ll find the egg and all this shit?"
If you pour paint in your eyes, the paint loses the 't'.
What do you call a race car driver with Down syndrome? Down shift.
Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein walk into a bar. But a few minutes later, they would walk out, because you have to be 21+. No room for those two.
How do you know you broke into a gay man’s house?
They only have a back door.
How do you know that a woman is about to say something smart?
She starts the sentence with ‘a man once said.’
Do you wanna know how I recently seduced an obese woman? Actually, it was a piece of cake.
Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head.
You know that if it says, "Adopt a Highway" and no one does, we're driving on orphans.
Do you ever look at a person and think, "Just how many generations of inbreeding did it take to create you?"
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
What do you call an emo with no legs?
Emobile.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸
I would kiss your lips, but your legs are blocking the way.
If you know, you know. 😏😏