You jokes
What can you not ride with two wheelchairs? A burger 🍔 one wheelchair.
What did one skeleton say to another?
...nothing... they are dead... what did you expect?
What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."
6 looks like someone facing up.
9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people sucking each other's dicks.
What do you call it when a tranny commits suicide?
A good start.
McDonald's was originally called "Mac and Dick," so, if you think about it, you could be enjoying a Big Dick instead of a Big Mac.
How do you turn a cat into a fish?
Tell your girl not to wash down there.
How do you get a party started in Africa?
You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
Hey kids, are you ready for Faptisim?
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing you haven't told her twice already.
What do you call a man with no legs?
Hangman.
Your forehead [is] so big [that] every time you shout, your forehead starts pulsing.
What do you call a criminal?
Disarmed and dangerous.
You have 10 to live.
“Wait, as in 10 minutes?”
10, 9, 8...
How do you call on a mail man who is carrying rotten fruit?
Come post!
Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??
Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!
Are you a hotdog stand? 'Cause you make my hotdog stand ;)
Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.
What do you do when your cat's dead?
Play with the neighbor's pussy instead.