You jokes
What do you do when your cat's not home?
Answer: You play with your neighbor's pussy.
What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
Q: Do you know why orphans rob banks?
A: Because it's a guarantee they'll be wanted afterwards.
I would kiss your lips, but your legs are blocking the way.
If you know, you know. 😏😏
Memes
What do you call an Asian telephone?
Ling Ling.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.
A friend called me a while back saying, "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing."
I reply saying, "Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes."
You're so ugly, when you went to the makeup store, it shut down.
What do you say to a depressed person on the ceiling?
Hang in there!
What do you call a disabled Arab?
Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).
How did your dad come back with the milk? The Milky Way.
Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head.
You know that if it says, "Adopt a Highway" and no one does, we're driving on orphans.
How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?
As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
But wait, what family? He never had one.
me: calls suicide hotline. hotline lady: suicide hotline, how are you doing today? me: not much, just hanging.
Why do you call a fat midget?
Jiggly Puff.
Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll up.