What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
You Jokes
What do you call children born from incest?
Gross Domestic Product.
This dwarf was being mean to me, so I said, "When you get home, I hope Snow White kicks the shit out of you."
What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?
I don't know.
Neither do I, but it runs in the family.
Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.
Teach a feminist to fish and she will accuse you of patronising her, claim she knew how to do it anyway, and that even if she didn’t, she could easily work it out without the help of a man.
What do you call a united cow?
United Steaks.
When the school shooter breaks into your classroom, so you try to say goodbye to your Roblox gf, but then the shooter's phone goes off.
What do babies and grenades have in common? They both make noise when you throw them.
One day I got home and told my girlfriend, "I cheated on you." She replied with, "F**k you!" I then said, "But you won't, that's why I cheated on you."
My hair strainer is hotter than you.
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!
What do you call a whore with a runny nose?
...Full!
Science can fly you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.
“Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?”
No sun.
What did the dime say to the penny? At least I have more cents than you.
"Did you go to the light show?"
"Yeah, it was lit."
Teacher: "I'm sorry, but you got a 74 on the test."
Quiet Kid: "I'll show you my own 74."
Classroom: *visible panic*
How do you make a pool table laugh? Tickle its balls.
Why don’t you act like your hairline and kindly take several steps back?
Son: Dad, I had sex for the first time.
Dad: Would you like to talk about it?
Son: Sure.
Dad: Sit down and let's talk about it.
Son: I can't, my butt hurts.
