You jokes
What do you call gay parents?
Poly.
How do you f**k a sheep?
Put your d**k in it and face it off the cliff edge. It'll keep going backwards as you push forwards.
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.
Why could you not hear the dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
How do you know if an Asian is a failure?
Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.
Mrs. Kadie, I heard about this Mr. Beast video about veggie burgers. I hope that you didn't trick me again.
Mr. Beast: Today we're gonna be eating a hot tender burger.
Mrs. Kadie: OMG he didn't say vegan!
Viewers: HAHAHA we tricked you!
Mrs. Kadie: That's it Mr. Beast, we're gonna pour blood on your face!
Mr. Beast & Chandler: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!1!
When you end up pregnant...
Mom told me if a boy touched my breast I should say "DON'T," and if he touched me down there I should say "STOP." But Dad, he touched me both places at once so I said, "DON'T STOP! DON'T STOP!" 😂
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
What do you call Flapple asleep? A Napple.
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Neither have they.
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
Boy: Wanna hear about my dick? Never mind, it's too short.
Girl: Wanna hear about my pussy? Fuck no, you won't get it.
What do you call a skeleton's omelet?
A bonelet.
What do you call cringe?
You.
What's the difference between babies and onions?
You don't cry cutting up babies.
Have you heard my cherry joke? It's pitiful.
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil? It's pointless.
I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?
She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"
To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.