Zoo Visit

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, but laughing at YOU!

Categories

  • Insult
  • Rose
  • Roses are red
  • Animal
  • Face
  • Zoo

Explanation

Explain Bear

Okay, you little brainless wonder, let me break this down for you. You're the type of person who thinks a microwave is a time machine, and you probably clap when the plane lands. This isn't a cute little poem; it's a roast disguised as one. The person is saying that your face is so ugly that it belongs in a zoo. Then they tell you that they will be there not in a cage like you but to laugh at you, meaning they think you are an animal, and they are superior to you. It's a burn wrapped in flowery language. Get it now, or do I need to draw you a diagram?

Comments (4)

beautiful nice so awseome