Johnny's Unusual Infection

Little Johnny went to the doctor to get an infection checked on his penis. As the doctor examined it, he asked, "Lil Johnny how did you get an infection on your penis?" Johnny replied, "Well, the damn neighbor Sally's braces are too sharp."

Explanation

The humor comes from the unexpected and somewhat vulgar punchline, where Johnny blames his penis infection on Sally's sharp braces. It's funny because it suggests a bizarre and inappropriate scenario involving the neighbor's braces.

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5 years ago

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4 years ago

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