You jokes
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?
Man: I'm here for the job interview.
Employer: Oh good, good. Sit down. We don't get many people for the interviews.
Man: Just anywhere?
Employer: Yeah, make yourself comfortable. Jackson, right?
Man: Yeah, that's me.
(Shakes hands and sits back down)
Employer: So what makes you eligible for the job, Jackson?
Man: Well, I'm really good at capturing the perfect shot and angle. It really takes dedication to do this type of job. Concentration and willpower, sir.
Employer: I like you already, you're hired!
Man: Wow, thanks, sir. I know I won't do you wrong. I'll work hard for this job!
Employer: You start now! Your first person is a man named John F Kennedy.
Man: What? You want me to just take pictures of him during the parade?
Employer: No.
Man: This... This is a photography job, right?
Employer: No... this is a job employment for man hunting.
Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Both crews were marooned!
39, 41, 43, AK, 47, AK-47. You get it? Lmao.
I hate you—if you look at the first letters of the words, you'll know what I mean.
Interfischl
Happy
Apple
Tea
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-eye-deer (no idea).
Hi, this is Chloe, and I am about to tell you about my joke.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because to get to the other side.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Fuck her hahaha 🤣
What do you use to strap an eagle's nest together?
An eagle-lastic band!
Follow me if you know someone smart.
If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?
You have five seconds to kill me. 1... 2... 3... 4... Thank you. I can rest now. WAIT, HOW AM I TALKING?????????????????????
What do you do with a broken bird? You re-parrot!
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?
A Tyrannosaurus Tex.
You telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?
Today I gave a blind guy a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. Since I have no fingerprints, the police said it was suicide. I guess you can say I took care of him!
What do you call a bird orgy?
No bird control.
Can you believe they're still together after everything they've been through?
Who you might ask...
YOUR ASS CHEEKS!
Hey Autocorrect- STOP TAMPERING WITH MY CURSE WORDS YOU MOTHERDUCKING FORKLIFT!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES nature?
MC Green