You jokes
LBB- me and Shrek built a theme park for you mummy and it’s called Dummy pee pee poo poo doo doo land because Shrek likes to poop.
Shrek- Should I pull the trap?
*LBB’s mom walks into the trap*
LBB and Shrek- surprise we’re mailing you to Peepoo Peepoo AB
Hi, I'm Adopt, and you guys hurt my feelings. It is not God :(😔😞😔🥺. I'm just a kid. I'm 7.
How do you know if a rapper's broke?
When he starts dropping cents instead of bars.
You're so skinny that people can't even see you.
How do you make a trash can leak?
Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!
Roses are red, I'm off the grid,
John Cena accidentally says "you can't see me" to a blind kid.
Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?
Neither does he.
Me: Hey, you want to hear a dark joke?
Brother: Sure.
Me: Turn off the light.
How do you give an "Alabama Girl" a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, NICE TOOTH!"
What do you call Helen Keller after she killed 10 people?
Helen Killer.
We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But do you know why 9 is scared of 7?
Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day (3 squared).
Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?
Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.
"I need help, George Sink," said Jimmy.
"What is it?" said George Sink.
"Can you wash my dishes?" said Jimmy.
You wanna hear a joke? You.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Esteban.
Esteban who?
If you do not open the door, Esteban you!
Him: I work with animals all day.
Her: Awwww what do you do?
Him: I'm a pornstar.
Me: It smells like good fam.
Friend: What's good fam?
Me: Nothing much, what about you fam?
Read this word:
Heroine.
Did you read it like the drug or like a female superhero?
Who are you?
Yourself.