You jokes
You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.
This midget in my school has two moms. I said, "Did your dad go get the milk?" He told me to shut up. I said, "I donβt shut up, I grow up like you should."
What do you call a potato with a pp?
A dictator.
My dick wants to buy you a beer. πΊ
You
You
You're the cow.
Memes
Bro, you teeth are so yellow that you can't brush your teeth.
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Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?
A: He's the one the sheep fuck!
(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)
Gwen: Bastard, dummy, and is the dang ding one who started this, because of you Gwen I am now bullied! It's not the unknown will it is a lot but mostly you! AND ANNOYING YOU SHALL BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO WONDER EVERYONE HATES YOU!
Best, Tenya!
What do you call a stupid meme and a Mexican fighting? Juan on Juan.
Dear prince,
Gwen is dating Aiden! I can tell by the emojis! She does not like you or the way you talk to her, not one bit!
P.S. She is and will always be dating Aiden! Leave a comment.
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family photo.
Q: How do you catch a squirrel?
A: Act like a nut.
(Psst! Heard this joke before? Sorry! That's the only nut-and-squirrel joke I know.)
Yo mama is so stupid, when she saw on her computer it said "You have 3 cookies," she broke it.
Me: MOM, I'm tired.
Mom: Take a nap.
Me: No, I can't sleep if Dad isn't here.
Mom: *hangs picture of dad on her room wall* Well, now you can.
Son: Dad, can I get a girlfriend?
Dad: Son, no, you are only 10, so no.
Son: Dad, I'm leaving to get a girlfriend.
Dad: Son, nooo, you are not my son!
Son: What did you say? *Son slaps the dad.*
Dad: Good, son, goodbye, get out of my home.
Son: Good, you can go move to a new home.
If your sisert makes you 100% mad, slap your siert.
Why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get run over and poop, and he died for 30 years until he was sent to Joe for getting run over, and he got killed by something, and then he died, and then he got it by you poop.
I did a walk today and had dinner π΄ night time to do you a good dinner π΄ night and dinner π΄ night. I love π was the chicken π I had to go get dinner π΄ night night dinner π΄ night time to be good to get a night sleep π€ night night fun day tomorrow.
Love you.