You jokes

You know what's so horrible about this website?

When I mimic another person's account, the picture ALWAYS changes color. No more identity theft for me.

Are you Roblox? 'Cuz I wanna play ya all day.

Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.

In America, you have Pop-Tarts. We in Germany here have Toastbrot.

A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."

W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this. 😥🥺

*runs away in tears*

Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.

If you are homeless, get a home.

What do you call a kid with no home?

A homeless kid.

If you had a dollar for every time someone said you're ugly, you'd meet someone who wouldn't say you're ugly.

If you look at this joke, you are going to meet a Catholic priest tomorrow.

I was talking to my friends and they said a random topic about cats, and I'm like, "Water you talking about?" =3

"Wanna hear a joke?"

"Sure."

"You SURE will be glad when this dad joke's over."

"That was pretty DAD!"

Guys, please stop making fake accounts of me. It's not funny, and it's disrespectful of you, ok, bitch?

19 comments from. Ok-Community-6032 Cute. ❤️

Clamgodamron: Are you a kid?

Big-Reflection-104. Beautiful 😊

Rich-impact-5709. Your a doll.😈

Cutie-pie-9020 Hot!!! :P

Can I watch you?

Yes, you can watch me your watch.

No, I mean can I WATCH you?

I don't get it. 😑 *facepalm*.

OOOOOOH YOU MEAN WATCH WITH YOUR EYES! YES!

I farted, try me. You farted? Oh no, we all farted.

The plane crashed, but I did too on a pillow.

Did you know some people don't put on masks because they wanna act like something? Some put masks on to show their depression and feeling.

What do you call a dwarf?

Adrian!

What do you call a door that's a man? A door, man.