You jokes
Damn, you look out of this world because you got a big head like an alien.
drew here freshfry you are almost deadfry! I forgive you, just don't do it again. You know what I am talking about!
Why do you keep repeating the same joke?
Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?
Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.
Fat: Dang...
Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.
Why are you an orphan? Loser...
Memes
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.
What do you call a binder with no rings?
You: I want my mama.
Me: Soz, you can't even get one.
Bully (😏): Name 3 things you don't have.
Orphan named Kaiel (😔): Um... a dog... a doll... and a credit card.
Bully (😡): NO!
Orphan named Kaiel (😟): Sorry, what???
Bully (🤣): Parents. Family. And a home with people you love.
You're so short, you have to yell to talk to people!
Addison, it's Emboy again. I just want to be honest, you sound like a tease! And teases get spanked.
When your mom tells you to stop playing on the computer, you say, "Foot you!"
What do you call useless skin on a penis?
A man.
How do you win a game of musical chairs? You steal the chair!
You're so fat, when you say the n-word, boogers come out.
If you don’t know how to braid, hit that follow button, let’s gooo!
Girl, you and slow are slower than a fairness.
You cheetah.
No, you lion.
Person 1: Omg, my blind boyfriend cheated on me.
Person 2: What did you expect? Him to see other hoes...
I don’t have another talking stage in me. 🤦🏿♂️ Do you squirt, and is your BD dead? 😭