You jokes
When you're playing online with your friend, then you hear a kid scream: "No, Dad, please stop!" Scream ends with a gunshot.
Two men are next to each other. One looks at the other and asks, "Are you a fascist?"
The other man responds, "No, why would I be?"
The first man pulls out a gun and says, "Are you sure?"
The second man says, "Never mind, I am a fascist!"
I will give you a nickel if you tickle my nickel pickle, Rick.
Do you like doors?
Yes, because you are adoorable.
When you’re having the best sex in your life and your grandma says, “I’m not dead!”
Have you heard about my new can crushing job?
It's soda-pressing.
What do you call Anne born in May? A Maybe.
What do you call a bus going backwards? A sub.
What do you call dolls in a line?
Barbie queuing.
Your mom stinks.
That is my joke.
You mom doesn’t really stink.
I know I am stupid. 🤕
How do you get ten babies in a bucket?
With a blender.
I love you too.
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
Friend texting fat boy: I know you're on the group chat. I can see you looking at my texts.
Me: I can only see fat.
You know sex is better than logic, but I could've proved it...
What do you call a pun that's bad? A bad pun.
What do you call the 10th hole on a military golf course?
Ten-putt!
What time is it when you walk walk? Time to trip and fall!
What do you call a cow with all of his legs? High steaks.
Hey, what's the puniest pun you can come up with?