Pewdiepie: I am the best YouTuber ever!
T-Series: Go away you f***!
You Jokes
39, 41, 43, AK, 47, AK-47. You get it? Lmao.
I will mummyfry you!
What did I say to you? You suckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk, boiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
A prostitute walks in the bar, and she goes up to the bartender and says, "I just made $100 and 5¢ sucking dick." The bartender says, "Who gave you the 5¢?" The prostitute says, "They all did!"
What do you call a banana driving a car?
A banana car.
L: you
You: 😂
If you play Minecraft too much, you belong to the streets.
What do you call a frozen Band-Aid?
Cool-Aid!
Kid goes to the kitchen.
Mom: What are you doing here?
Kid: Just checking out the knife.
Mom: So you've chosen death.
You're so small you went surfing on an ice lolly!
My friend: “Vaporeon is my favorite Pokémon.”
Me: “Hey, did you kno-“
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a Glock aimed at you.
What's the difference between you and a Barbie? There is no difference. Both of your faces are fake.
What do you call a Panera Bread marking a test?
A Panera grade.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't f***ing matter, it's still not f***ing coming.
Following your dreams is good... especially since you won’t have to worry about them putting any restraining orders against you.
You blow a kiss up.
Your eyes were bright up your ass.
A robber robbed a bank and ran into the road and got hit by a car.
The cops said to him, "That's CARma for you!"
What do you call an empty police station?
Banana Chicken.