Please, can someone comment on this post to explain what satisfaction you get from joking about such serious issues?
You Jokes
You're so fat when you step, you break the galaxy.
Why did you say hi?
Because you wanted to.
I got banana nut bread for you.
Oh no, the nuts are missing!
Oh, I found them!
You know where they are?
UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!
I bet you eat your cereal with water because your dad never came back with the milk.
Ariana Grande, where are you?
What do you call an autistic ant? An Evelyn.
To all the little rude people here, fuck you. I didn't ruin this country, it was Putin!
Say what you want about Paul Walker, but he was a smart guy.
You can tell by the quantity of brain matter on his dashboard.
You smell dirty toenails and pigeon sex.
Why do pedophiles come in last place for every race... because they are always in the back (if you know what I mean)?
You are so ugly my man died.
So you're saying a penny is worth more than a penny?
That don't make no cents.
When it's not just a phase and you kill yourself to prove it.
If you hit 9999 orphans and they all tell each other, are the other orphans their parents???
Why did your parents abandon you?
Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."
"Me lava you sooo much, cutie cake. I know I'm so so so cuteee. Lava you girl... ummmma ummmaaa. I know where you liveee kutty."
Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.
OMG, you wanna hear a joke?
Nah, I don't care.
You signed up for football, but you're no good.