You jokes
I love you too.
What do you call a bus going backwards? A sub.
What do you call dolls in a line?
Barbie queuing.
If you have a broken bone, do you have broken skin?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Esteban.
Esteban who?
If you do not open the door, Esteban you!
What is eh on abt
I will give you a nickel if you tickle my nickel pickle, Rick.
Do you like doors?
Yes, because you are adoorable.
Me: It smells like good fam.
Friend: What's good fam?
Me: Nothing much, what about you fam?
Who are you?
Yourself.
"I need help, George Sink," said Jimmy.
"What is it?" said George Sink.
"Can you wash my dishes?" said Jimmy.
You wanna hear a joke? You.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
Him: I work with animals all day.
Her: Awwww what do you do?
Him: I'm a pornstar.
Do you think the founder of Dunlop was a retired tree surgeon or a hairdresser?
Autists either believe everything you tell them or are nonstop skeptics. There is no in-between.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say Banna? Yup! 🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving more than once.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Anything you want; it won't chase you.
If you're American coming into the bathroom,
And you're American coming out of the bathroom,
What are you in the bathroom?
European.
Roses are red, violets are blue, at the end of the day, you're gay.