You jokes
Why are you gay?
What time is it when you get home and you can walk, walk? Eeeeeew!
I did a walk today and had dinner 🍴 night time to do you a good dinner 🍴 night and dinner 🍴 night. I love 💕 was the chicken 🍗 I had to go get dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🍴 night time to be good to get a night sleep 💤 night night fun day tomorrow.
What time is it when you get home, and you can walk, walk home and walk, walk home from?
What time is it when you cannot do anything?
Memes
What do you call a dog without legs?
Nothing, it won't come either way.
What do you call a circus show? A school shooter.
What do you call the most famous skeleton detective?
Sherlock Bones!
My name is Justin. I like dick. Lit? Let me eat you out like?
The date is April 1st.
Somebody asks you what you are doing.
“I guess you could say I’m... fooling around ( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖)“
Are you an egg? 'Cause your jokes ain't funny.
My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blew up and okra was everywhere.
I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!
Do you think Stephen Hawking could ever plug his Instagram or anything?
Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!
I talked to your doctor. He said you wasn’t going to make it because your stretch marks look like pieces of bacon.
Have you heard of the man who got all his left side chopped off?
He was all right.
Yo, you have the biggest Oliver brain, which means you are the dumbest boy ever.
Why do you think China should have a baseball team?
They can destroy the entire world with a single bat.
In America, you have Pop-Tarts. We in Germany here have Toastbrot.
You should watch Ryan ToysReview because he's not mean; he's a very nice boy.