You jokes

Please, can someone comment on this post to explain what satisfaction you get from joking about such serious issues?

Hey, do you know who Dragon248 is? No, who is he? He's dragging these balls off your face.

I'd say you were the spawn of Satan, but that would be an insult to Satan.

Bro, you can't be talking. You built like Barney the dinosaur. Barney is a dinosaur with dinosaur sensation.

You're so small you went surfing on an ice lolly!

Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?

'Cause she will let it go.

Do you know Helen Keller?

Yes.

Did you know she had a dog?...... Neither did she!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?

Depends how hard you can throw them.

Yahahlmsyw.

That stand for:

You are has a whole, let me show you why.

A robber robbed a bank and ran into the road and got hit by a car.

The cops said to him, "That's CARma for you!"

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't f***ing matter, it's still not f***ing coming.

Following your dreams is good... especially since you won’t have to worry about them putting any restraining orders against you.

Fam, you weaker than a polar bear!

You're so fat when you step, you break the galaxy.

What's the difference between you and a Barbie? There is no difference. Both of your faces are fake.

"You momo joso fat, she went in the ocean and the whales came up to her and started singing, ""We Are Family"" even though you are father than me."

What do you call a Panera Bread marking a test?

A Panera grade.

Why did you say hi?

Because you wanted to.

OMG, you wanna hear a joke?

Nah, I don't care.

I bet you eat your cereal with water because your dad never came back with the milk.