You jokes
drew here freshfry you are almost deadfry! I forgive you, just don't do it again. You know what I am talking about!
Why do you keep repeating the same joke?
Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?
Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.
Fat: Dang...
Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.
What do you call a stupid meme and a Mexican fighting? Juan on Juan.
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family photo.
Me:
Q: How do you catch a squirrel?
A: Act like a nut.
(Psst! Heard this joke before? Sorry! That's the only nut-and-squirrel joke I know.)
Me: MOM, I'm tired.
Mom: Take a nap.
Me: No, I can't sleep if Dad isn't here.
Mom: *hangs picture of dad on her room wall* Well, now you can.
Son: Dad, can I get a girlfriend?
Dad: Son, no, you are only 10, so no.
Son: Dad, I'm leaving to get a girlfriend.
Dad: Son, nooo, you are not my son!
Son: What did you say? *Son slaps the dad.*
Dad: Good, son, goodbye, get out of my home.
Son: Good, you can go move to a new home.
Yo mama is so stupid, when she saw on her computer it said "You have 3 cookies," she broke it.
If your sisert makes you 100% mad, slap your siert.
Bro, you teeth are so yellow that you can't brush your teeth.
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If someone called you ugly, say before you call me ugly, look in a mirror.
When you're excited to finally see your sister, and then you realize she's wearing your clothes.
Bully: Agh, you're ugly!
Me: Said your mom when you were born.
What do you say to a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
Someone is talking about you behind your back, make a run vhaleka.
Adopted kid:
Hey, Alex, what are you doing?
Alex:
Nothing, just playing my game. Anyways, you know you can call me "dad."
Adopted kid:
OK, dad Alex.
Alex:
Oh, come on! My game! I’m winning. Let’s go!
Adopted kid:
I’m so glad I have a mom.
Why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get run over and poop, and he died for 30 years until he was sent to Joe for getting run over, and he got killed by something, and then he died, and then he got it by you poop.
"-Hey dude, you got some beef? You want some beef from me?"
"- No thanks... I'm vegetarian!"