You jokes
Son, why do I not have an Easter basket?
Mom, you're 23, you don't need one. Ends calls, child support.
You are so hairy, Bigfoot took your picture!
What do you call a once that's an insect?
A creepy crawly.
How do you turn rape into no rape? Steal her bank details for money transfer.
Fuck you and your shitty family!
DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DABDAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB.
If you like penis.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
My dick wants to buy you a beer. 🍺
What do you call a flat cabbage?
A leaf pile.
Miss Kadie, I heard that the Westboro Baptist Church is having a party for kicking out 99999 gay people.
Pastor: Welcome to the gay matters church.
Miss Kadie: Stop that, you know that God hates gay people.
Me: Stop that, vegan teacher.
Pastor: You deserve to die.
- I attack
Your hairline is so far back you ain't got a fo'head, you got a five head!
How can you tell when a female became a rape victim? She crossed herself out, hanging by with a Carlton dry.
Katsuki Bakugou went into a bar and said: "Where is that damn nerd?!?". Everyone was confused.
Bakugou says: "Tell me where Deku is or I'll kill you!" He kills them all because they all have green hair.
You wanna hear a good joke, kiddos?
Gods being real. (Newsflash, all gods are manmade. THEY'RE ALL FICTION!)
Your mom was born in a dumpster, as well as you.
You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.
Person 1: Omg, my blind boyfriend cheated on me.
Person 2: What did you expect? Him to see other hoes...
What do you call a potato with a pp?
A dictator.
This midget in my school has two moms. I said, "Did your dad go get the milk?" He told me to shut up. I said, "I don’t shut up, I grow up like you should."
Bully (😏): Name 3 things you don't have.
Orphan named Kaiel (😔): Um... a dog... a doll... and a credit card.
Bully (😡): NO!
Orphan named Kaiel (😟): Sorry, what???
Bully (🤣): Parents. Family. And a home with people you love.